Friday, October 15, 2004

make myself useful

I'm coming home.

I don't want to talk about it.

447 Comments:

Blogger majorkelly said...

New message for SP on contact me page

Tee hee! When I get zillions of Valentines from "The Queen's Recruits," I do this ;-D And oh yeah, I tie them up All Over the Castle and listen to the Queen screech about it and laugh until I can hardly breathe.

And now, because whoever said "flattery will get you nowhere" was a dummy-head, I am going to give you an Official Hint about You Know What, so you don't have to be under and over and beside yourselves anymore.

So, riddle me this: what was my least favorite person, before she became a Queen?

Speaking of least favorite people, the Queen has been closing in on Dana. I like that girl. When I am angry about my friends being harassed, I do this :@

I wish Dana was around more.

Anyway, it took me most of the day on Tuesday to discover where the Queen had hidden her transmissions about Rani. She was more than usually protective, and I had to wait until she was deep in conversation with the Rhode Island Covert Squad to sneak off with those transmissions.

And then there are these from today...


#1
Nasty Voice
No. Your girl, the one in Chawla, you’ll be pleased to know that the Admiral has put -------- signs all over her.

#2
Cranky Old Man
Principles are results. They are ends in themselves.
Nasty Voice
No, -------- .




seeker > !reveal truth

Of course! If the master sector were thinking straight, she would see that you are doing the very best, best thing by helping us!

analyze Princ-

If it wasn't for your help, Durga would never get a chance to behold the truth!

master-sector > !rev-

Seek the truth, behold the truth, reveal the truth, seeker! That is the law

and the whole of the law

Exactly. My friends are going to send you the transmissions through Dana's data channels with, mm, "Seek, behold, reveal" at the top.

!analyze Princess
success

There is a whole world waiting for the truth, seeker, and Durga is trying to behold it, but she can't do it without you.

behold:
Princess > !reveal truth

Revealer, I dub thee!

!analyze Princess
fail

Oh, never mind... So what is the Queen up to these days?

!analyze Princess
fail

seeker > !analyze master-sector

master-sector > net: !extend
master-sector > net: !scan “Margaret Efendi
master-sector > net: !scan “medical records
master-sector > net: !scan “humulin
master-sector > net: !scan “Reflotron Plus
master-sector > net: !scan “coma

Creepy.

9:19 AM  
Blogger hypnotizd said...

Well it's about freakin' time you came home Dana!

9:20 AM  
Blogger Danny said...

Hey! shes coming back! now we might here from her a bit more if Melissa loses track :) can anyone explain to me what the flea is trying to send to durga? ive missed that bit...

9:25 AM  
Blogger GabrielBlade said...

Dana.. I really think this is a mistake. Despite people trying to convince Melissa you're not a threat, I'm still sure she's going to go after you.

I know about your Aunt. I understand if you feel you have to go back home.. but I don't think it's the right idea.


... but we'll be thinking about you.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

Hi Dana,

Just want to make sure you saw this from the Sleeping Princess comments above:

seeker > !analyze master-sector

master-sector > net: !extend
master-sector > net: !scan “Margaret Efendi
master-sector > net: !scan “medical records
master-sector > net: !scan “humulin
master-sector > net: !scan “Reflotron Plus
master-sector > net: !scan “coma

From what we know of Flea Speak, we're afraid this means that Melissa is trying to trick you into coming home by hurting Margaret. That might not influence your decision, but it's something to think about.

It seems that Melissa has been persuaded that you can be useful, but I still wouldn't trust her. I signed on as crew in the hopes of convincing her to leave you alone, but I haven't gotten to talk to her yet. Anyway, I don't have much more advice beyond, "Be careful!" We're working on Melissa from our end.

~A

9:31 AM  
Blogger J-Rod said...

I hope everything goes well.

9:35 AM  
Blogger weephun said...

Missing the obvious here guys.

From the flea:
master-sector > net: !extend
master-sector > net: !scan “Margaret Efendi
master-sector > net: !scan “medical records
master-sector > net: !scan “humulin
master-sector > net: !scan “Reflotron Plus
master-sector > net: !scan “coma

humulin is an insulin product (for diabetics)
Reflotron Plus is a 17-chemical scanning blood monitor/testing complex (thanks Incitatus)

Most likely, Melissa has somehow gotten Margaret into a coma and Dana is coming home to be with her. Looks like Melissa figured out how to find her. (and no, I didn't help) :)

9:37 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Well,looks like good old Marge is in a coma. If the pious flea could find this out, the Op obviously could.
I doubt that the Op put her into a coma. How could she? So either this is highly convenient, or... The Op is faking it.
You may disagree, but in any case she's being pressured to come home. (hundreds of emails begging her to come back... and when she does come back she won't talk to us.

How did Dana find out her aunt is ill? Did she get a call, or read about it on ILB? Is she keeping up with the site and refusing to talk? How did The Pious Flea know what was wrong before Dana could even post it?

Well, Dana, I can only recommend you stay, because once the Op has you I have no doubt she'll kill you and then take your aunt off life support for good measure.
But you're a stubborn girl, and I guess since you don't trust us anymore you're just going to be stupid and do this.
Kind of depressing, really.
Sarah

10:03 AM  
Blogger J-Rod said...

Question:
Something bad will happen.

Answers:
If the recipient is Dana,

Please don't be freaked out

The Widow the Queen are trying to keep me in very bad shape as well
I can sympathize with you

I believe I can help you out, I can apply a construct to protect your core

Please! Please! Please!
Try not to worry) too much.

Keep your head up girl :)

love,

10:26 AM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

i couldnt post last night because i didnt know my cousin turned on proxys.

well anyways its nice to see the game picking back up after a couple days of nothing. so shes coming home. this could be interesting. mabey a march to every halo 2 pirates houses for some good ole fasion ass whoopings. mabey one of these AI'S can find there ip address. im sure durga could do it. i just checked out the halo2.com website. it looks like there was another change. i dont think anything is accesable now. and it looks like another symbol has appeared. but it doesnt look like a covie *letter* but looks more like it would symbolize a word or phrase. and it looks like purple wavs of some kind. it looks like the wavs you see on a heart moniter. or something monitoring sound wavs. could someone check this out for me. and whats with the cheers. come on. if your gonna have a cheer. be ready to make some noise. nice pics everyone. what was the chick with the surgery mask. does she have a thing agiasnt payphones or something. or does she like masks.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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10:39 AM  
Blogger Fazamacaz said...

The authorized personnel has become a link to the the error 404 page and that has updated alswell

11:24 AM  
Blogger Fazamacaz said...

and recipe 6 has updated but there are some axons which say:
AXON UNDER CONSTRUCTION
and im not sure about those

11:26 AM  
Blogger Fazamacaz said...

and on reconstruction archive 2.4 right at the beginning, where it normally says quarantine - fragment memory it says axons go hot. there used to be axons on that page but i just may be slow on the uptake

11:31 AM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

the halo 2 page is filled with covie stuff now. did anybody write down the symbols that was on there last night. i need to know those so i might be able to decipher the rest so we know what the covies are planning. it looks like covies hacked the site or something. it looks sweet. but please someone find me those symbols i need them.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Neo_Is_God said...

the whole halo 2 website this should clear it up

http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/7004/Halo-2-Website-Code-Cracked

and it has to do with bees.Wow!what a shock.

those pictures of the "crew" are fucking hilarious.

WAYRAD i didnt even think about that.and tucson does rock!well i gotta get ready for an interview at a GS near me so i gotta go
adios

11:36 AM  
Blogger WayRad said...

Hey there is 2 new confidential axons on the recipe3 page. Neo, good call on the halo2.com site hack alphabet thing. Wheres all the Tucson AZ axons at? This is a city of a god damn million people. Ah well. I'm gona go play some Burnout3.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Turboturtle08 said...

Hey everyone,

I always keep track of the site but never post, it seems kevjuice and sarah have that under control ;-)
I am currently trying to find an payphone in my area that accepts incoming calls (god dammit canada >:-() and send it to melissa, hoping for contact. But in the meantime i am just watching exploring and listening. I downloaded tons of the new axon waves to my mp3 player, what better way to spend time at school. Good luck coming back dana, and i think that i speak for everyone here when i say that we expect a post from you the minute you get home. Stay safe, be alert.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Rik said...

can someone mail me about what this site is about? It seems exciting, but it's hard to understand. I'd love to learn more :)

mail at garfieldt at gmail dot com

thanks

12:35 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

Man, it's hard to keep up in this place sometimes. Especially with SVC Chaos on Xbox live time is sparce. Man, wish I had a digital camera so I could be a part of the crew. I sent an email, but I didn't realize I needed a photo for proof. Ah well. Anyway, no crazy theories came out of my head yet today. Maybe later tonight. The only thing I've noticed is with all these training excercises and such the queen is really starting to act like a queen be and her crew is becoming quite the hive. She's trying to get everyone to have a hive mind or something, could be good, could be bad, but I guess there's only one way to find out.

12:53 PM  
Blogger G3K said...

Hey Dana, this is G3K from the Myriad Wise Men.

I'm sorry to hear that Aunt Margaret is sick. I know that you're not only a great friend to all of us, but also a wonderful niece. Both of you are resilient enough to survive anything, after all that's happened. I'm sure all of us - well, most of us, I guess - are doing this to help you out, not to hunt you down. Know that you're in our thoughts, prayers, and everything else as you go through this hard time.

P.S. Did you watch the debate last night? I mean, they might not show it on Chinese TV, which would make sense, I guess... I've got some first-hand highlights that should make you smile.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Cocytus said...

When I make a face like her "loyal (and ingenious) crew," I do this: F U
Seriously people, you are helping an AI kill a human and destroy another AI who has only helped us. There is a way to help the SP and Dana and also keep the Queen believing you are loyal. Maybe we should keep our humanity and be more like Herzog than like Standish. WWMCD (What Would Master Chief Do)? Surely not what these did:

http://www.ilovebees.com/crew/suggestions.wav

If you even say "It's only a game, I'm acting in my best interest," (its an ARG, treat it real) you should rethink what is your best interest. The Queen gives us subject files 1-3 while SP gets us 1-4 and is trying to get us information on Subject 5 (Herzog). Why would you even consider helping the Queen when she doesn't help us nearly as much as SP? But now the SP (aka Yasmine) is about to be terminated by the Queen thanks to the help of certain crew mates.

-Sarah
A blog based book? Sounds really interesting. Kind of to the same style as "ScrewTape Letters" by CS Lewis (but different)? Put me on the preorder list. Also, I plan on sticking around a little after this blows off, so you'll have one person to talk to.

Sleeping Princess has a riddle for us:
"what was my least favorite person, before she became a Queen?"
I'm kinda stumped, I have a few ideas but nothing solid. If anyone can figure it out email it to Margaret's account. It's supposed to be a huge clue to something we've really wanted.

Wow, Cortana is hot all the sudden. I mean, I'm not usually attracted to AI constructs but...

Last...
Dana, I am really really sorry about your aunt. It's good you're coming home, you should be with her. You can tell just by looking at her About page that she really treasured you.

If anyone has something to talk about or some ideas to throw around, feel free to im me about anything related (aim: jp52584)...such a bad idea to post your sn

1:13 PM  
Blogger Dan-o said...

light Bulb!!!!!!! I think Key words make the operator slip into the sleeping princes, words like Scalpal sorry for the miss spelling

1:23 PM  
Blogger crystalx3d said...

Hi Dana,
Hopefully you'll have a safe trip. Just wanted to let you know that when I talked to Mel on Tuesday, I told her that you could be useful if she could persuade you to cooperate. I told her that you had valuable skills to offer to her crew. She said she would either persuade you or think of a way to manipulate you. I don't think you're in any physical danger, but be careful, it looks like she's leaning more toward manipulation than persuasion. :|

1:37 PM  
Blogger Sydney Cartwright said...

Dana, please be careful. Melissa may have decided to relent... but watch your back.

1:37 PM  
Blogger wizarbo said...

I just wanted to comment on what someone said about how we are destroying a human by helping the operator and ask yourself what would master chief do. I think you should consider who is IN the halo universe? Dana is a mere civillian. Mellissa is a A.I. i have to side with her. If Dana tried to kill her, well let her suffer the same fate as Jeenie (Jersey's old personal assistant that tried to eliminate Durga)So Dana coming her will just make our job a lot easier of getting your head. Thanks

3:05 PM  
Blogger Ariock said...

Dana,

I think we all realize why you are on your way back. I want you to please carefully consider whatever Melissa asks you to do to get your Aunt Martha back without blindly agreeing to do it. The problem is, it appears she may ask for your assistance in imprisoning the Sleeping Princess again.

I know that if it comes down to it, you will have to chooose blood over silicon. But I have a couple of suggestions you might want to consider.

First, if you get the chance, see if you can convince Melissa to work WITH the Sleeping Princess instead of against her. I see no reason the Master Sector cannot integrate Process 0 to strengthen both. The only problem may be Process 1.

If the preceding doesn't work, and if you are then asked to remove Process 0, perhaps you can remove or disrupt Process 1 (the pious flea) instead. If Process 1 is removed, Melissa and the Princess could conceivably work together more easily.

Good Luck. You and Martha are in our prayers.

3:12 PM  
Blogger me said...

has anyone tried calling dana?

3:14 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

WE ARE ALL FOOLS OF THE HIGHEST CALIBUR.
If my theory pans out, then we are directly responible for the covenant discovering Earth.

www.ilovebees.com/outbound/counting_down.wav finnaly reveals the true nature of the covenant artifact that was discovered by the Apacolypso. It is sending out oscillating waves into space, exactly like a beacon. We found the artifact, brought it to Earth, and showed the covenant exactly where we live. We took a machine that send coordinates to the covenant and brought it straight to Earth!
We can a feel a little guilt in knowing exactly why Earth is being invaded.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

Ok, about half of my last post was true:
I completely believe that the artifact is a beacon to the covenant and it being on Earth is how the discover it.

I was just kidding about it being our fault. There was nothing we can do, and had no way of knowing that this would happed. We were convinced for a while that it would be a weapon, and would SAVE Earth.

The artifact is a beacon and is responsible for the invasion of Earth, but this is in no way our fault.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Koru Kinshi said...

Yeah that's a good question. Has anyone called the phone number to Dana lately? I never did understand what she was trying to say at the very end. Some of my friends thought it was Japanese...but who knows? What if it's changed? Can someone repost the phone number? Thanks.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Koru Kinshi said...

Another useless but interesting note...

7 years of experience w/beehives
3 hives....
7^3 = ??? Need I say more? What if 343 GS does have something to do with this and we're just writing it off? I mean he did go looney in Halo 1 and then it got blown up. Maybe that blew a circuit and made him the Pious Flea, gibbering in code.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Morpheus said...

If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

This is friggin hilarious. First off the pictures are completely moronic in nature. Sheesh, an outsider might think we had too much time on our hands or something, Ha!

Along with the Kill slash Don't Kill Dana. I think its funny now, but believe that there are two distinct groups- one that believes that Dana, while not real, is still in a way a person and we all shouldnt be so quick to kill her and so on and whatnot.

Then the other group== the crew who think her time is up or we ought to kill her to advance the storyline--it goes on.

I'm leaning towards the theory that whatever was scripted to happen will happen, regardless of what we do.

And I like the bit of us having a part in covenant invasion of earth, like by reconstructing and helping Melissa who belongs to covenant and is keen on destroying us. And then itll be part of the game, itll introduce a great betrayal of the species in the beginning of the game that led to the covenant finding earth, and

Sounds really stupid now that i think about it.
AIM: Grey Cadillacs

4:30 PM  
Blogger me said...

i called and well.......... melissa knows dana phone number its only a recording but she said this line has been commenderd and then she talked about her crew then when it was over it said voicemail is full

her number is 1415 248 2617

4:45 PM  
Blogger Gerardo said...

Most of us are here to help, myself included welcome back and tell us how we can help.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Gerardo said...

Sounds like your aunt in trouble hope we can lend our help

5:47 PM  
Blogger dave said...

"what was my least favorite person, before she became a Queen?"

......A little girl, a princess, sleeping in her room when they came for her?

5:55 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

so danas finaly coming back, the beekeepers who were once so strong together are splitting into two groups, people trying to help ...dana and this sleeping princess, and us loyal to melissa. i never thought wed turn on each other hahahaha shows what a womens voice can do O_O and they say men control the world HA!

6:09 PM  
Blogger trigger said...

Dana must be killed she poses a threat to the opperator, kill the assassin Dana.

6:33 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

trigger that may be true but i doubt dana is a threat to melissa any more especialy since shes up and running again

6:43 PM  
Blogger Neo_Is_God said...

yo guys guess wat?im working at my local GS and i will be working H2 Midnight Madness.how fucking cool is that.

6:45 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

i think its a waste of resorces and time to persue dana we should be consintrated on the problem at hand and if dana prsents herself as a threat again then she could be takin care of

6:45 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

lol neo that sucks for you gs is gonna be hell that night lol im going to get my copy and leave lol

6:47 PM  
Blogger PoS said...

well...i dont have much to say, exept that i just now found out about that new Halo 2 footage that was put up on the last blog...is it just me, or does the voice in the ad make you tihnk of prophets?...i think s...ok wel happy hunting...and i wont be back till sunday!

~PoS

7:46 PM  
Blogger wizarbo said...

Congrats Neo, welcome to GS! Although i'm not sure why u are excited to work november 8th-9th. I wish i could be home, and playing the shit outa single player. Oh well we got an awsome set up, we are actually gonna use the foodcort to store all the nerds, rather thatn just 1 line. Sears is gonna lend use some big screens so ppl can play while they wait (we got over 900 reserves ATM). We also got a list you gotta be on to get in (i'm a bouncer! with a security guard behind me) and we got 2 lines, the 'i paid it off' line and the one for loosers who didn't pay it off. But anyway congrats. oh btw what state u in? im in utah

8:55 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

dan-o, that is a great point about the keywords. and i beilive i had one that might set her off. in the parabolic lemonade failure. he says alot about set off words. one being chatter. next time some one answers a phone slip chatter into the convo.

i applied at gamestop because there now hiring. and i hope that i get it. i want this job so freakin bad. i could work there the rest of my life. i asked them today if he got a chance to look at my application. he said the manager would be looking at them soon. do any of you guys that work at GS have any tips on how to land this dream job. i would really apreciate it. or if your a manager or someone high up. give a call to the gamestop in decatur illinois. and tell them id be great for the job because , as you can tell from the blog. im dedicated in whatever i do. i know that is a farfetched request but im desprit for this.

btw. the halo2.com page is looking sweet i spent all day deciphering the letters. i got about half way done and checked the unfiction forum and found out i was way behind

ps. if any of you GS guys have any pointers for getting this job. im not sure if it possible to change the outcome of who gets the job. im sure there were tons of apps. is it possible if you guys know someone high up at gamestop that you could talk to them for me. i know this is a silly request but i need this so bad.

aim russell2088
msn mike_ditka35@hotmail.com
yahoo mike_ditka35@yahoo.com

11:22 PM  
Blogger Neo_Is_God said...

-vicious im in tucson,az.what mostly cool is the GS is only 10 minutes away from my crib.
-kevjuicethe only thing i could think of is ask the manager almost everyday.2 things are possible from asking him/her.
1. you will become very annoying
or
2.he/she will see that you are very interested in the job and will decide to hire you

oh and BTW im a greeter(another name for pain in the ass)
i get to check ppls bags br4 they leeave as so they dont have anything in there they shouldnt.and i also working on all the big game releases.
GTA:SA is gonna be insane.they store will make alot of money off of that

3:20 AM  
Blogger J-Rod said...

Wonder which princess the tester is talking about...

From the "Halo 2: Gone gold" story at Bungie.net's website
>>Harold Ryan, Test Bastard, Quote 2:
>>"The bullet is in the air, but we still
>>gotta move the princess out of the way
>>so she doesn't get killed."

5:51 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

OK, for all you saying we need to rid the "Dana threat" because the Op is vital to Halo.
Consider this.
If you DON'T help the Op, do you really think they'll go back in and edit Halo 2? Turn on the game and get a message that the Op is dead, but thanks for playing? I don't think so.
So do the right thing. At the very least, if Dana is destined to die, it won't be because of us.
When you play this, YOU are as much a character in a work of fiction as Dana is. Do you really want fictuous blood on YOUR hands?

Speaking of fiction, Cocytus, I guess it's a step up from a normal book and a step down from an ARG.
The blog will ultimately be part of a published book (well, counting eggs before their even laid here), But for now I'm telling the whole story on blog.
As of right now, the site is just planning for what's going to happen, and I'll write an intro as to what's going on, more or less, and date of first real post, so keep the page bookmarked!
For all you interested in a blog based book (I know, I know, ILB takes up a lot of time) visit it at:
www.saravella.blogspot.com
Cya
Sarah

8:48 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

well, before she became a queen... she must have hated a princess.
SP didn't hate herself, did she? That would maybe mean she is now the queen... or something.
It's been a while since she read her story. Any other princesses there?
I know at the end she meets her family. Is it possible they, too, are "royalty"?
Either there is another princess, or another queen. Either way, highly interesting.
Sarah

8:56 AM  
Blogger Koru Kinshi said...

I just listened to the message on the phone. Y'know, Melissa is sounding 'eerily' like a Covenant warrior. Something with the way she says 'Do not disappoint me' reminds me alot of Zuka 'Zamanee from "The Flood". Could it be?

Another thing. Listening to her voice, and remembering Dana's voice....is it possible they are one in the same? I think someone else here spoke of the split personality bit. What if the SP 'is' the Queen...'is' the Operator and she's split in 2? Again, just speculation, but somehow it seems to fit remarkably well.

11:11 AM  
Blogger whovillearcade said...

I just had a thought. Has anyone who is talking live with the Operator tried "accidentally" slipping in some words to provoke a reaction out of her? Like for instance if you don't answer one of the phones until the last ring, say that you were running late because the area was "Flooded". Or another theory I've heard is that Durga and Melissa are part of the same AI, just seperated by time. Maybe slipping up and calling Melissa "Yasmine", or just saying you were spending time with a Yasmine might get a reaction out of her. We've already heard on a couple tapes how she breaks down and starts chanting I Love Bees whenever something is bothering her, maybe there is something else there.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Crash406 said...

anyone try to listen to Key_lime or candidate recently? their backwards?!?!?

5:11 PM  
Blogger Koru Kinshi said...

Y'know the Covenant are a lot like bees...at least the ships. The ship is like a hive, with the main command/control at the center of the ship. Workers and warriors around the ship and the head at the center, only this wouldn't be a queen, but a prophet. Maybe that's why she gets freaked out. Even the Flood could be thought of that way, if you remember. The big mass was in the center command room, absorbing all the knowledge and giving the orders. Once you steal the neural codes, hoardes of Flood start pouring in.

6:41 PM  
Blogger DeathDealer said...

I think i may have discovered something about the main page of ilovebees.com . When you go to the website and before the transmission box appears there is a picture of a bee. Sometimes that is. If you refresh the page a few times, the bee will be replaced by pictures of the crew mates. Tha a.i. appears to be making some more "cosmetic" changes to the site.

7:35 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

crash they have always been backwards.......we had to reverse them to know what they were saying buddy

8:18 PM  
Blogger The Sketch said...

I have only recently entered the enigmatic aura surrounding the situation at hand. I still have much to learn, but I will assist however I can.
Dana, I will do my part to find out more on this Melissa. I cannot allow myself to side with those with the intent to harm innocent beings.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Koru Kinshi said...

I *really* think Dana and Melissa are one in the same, just like the SP and the Queen. At least, that's my opinion. I could very well be wrong, but it just seems to be one of the most logical explanations.

10:52 PM  
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11:02 PM  
Blogger SoReal0 said...

Hey, does anyone know why the hell Dana is coming home? Shouldn't she be in hiding? If she's actually reading these comments, she would know that Melissa is after her. Shouldn't she be somewhere where she could be safe? Hell, if I was gonna hide from an A.I., I would go to an Amish Village and not move until Jebediah says the coast is clear..... But thats just me..... >.> <.< >.> <.<

5:54 AM  
Blogger The Narrator said...

Were all worried about you,
and we'll do anything we can.

7:27 AM  
Blogger me not you said...

DeathDealer nice catch! i wonder if they are really people who answered the phones?

8:10 AM  
Blogger y said...

i found this at the Bungie website..

Harold Ryan, Test Bastard, Quote 2: "The bullet is in the air, but we still gotta move the princess out of the way so she doesn't get killed."

8:12 AM  
Blogger trigger said...

Dana must be killed she must die this is a hoax she will turn on us all kill the assassin Dana, how can you people be so blind? and when she does turn on you i will laugh,

9:22 AM  
Blogger WayRad said...

Hey Neo what Game Stop are you working at, the one on Broadway by the Park Place Mall? Oh and to the rest of the masses, Here is my new theory on this whole ILB thing. In some article I read on IGN or 1up.com said they got a walk through of Bungie. While there, they say a NEW Game they are working on that has not been announced. He could not say any more other than "those fimilar with the Halo universe will love this game". So I think that this site will play into Halo 2's story line in some way but over all is to hype the new game that they will announce after Halo 2 is released. You know they do not want to steal Halo 2's thunder.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Interesting anagrams:

Durga = gaurd
Melissa = aimless
Efendi = define
Ilovebees = so beleive

And silly ones:

Yasmine = in my sea (or my siena)
the Operator = Trooper hate

Yeah, I know, pointless and I'm sure done many times before, but I'm bored.
Sarah

11:16 AM  
Blogger Koru Kinshi said...

And they call me paranoid and violent...

11:27 AM  
Blogger Neo_Is_God said...

i work at the one at cortaro and start in one week.the one at park place is a zoo too many ppl shop over there.i wouldnt be able to work over there.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Morpheus said...

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

Boy, oh boy that free TV looks tempting. Alta is the Bungie Princess.

I still find it funny how we've been split, but quite frankly surprised at the savageness and viciousness of those who want to kill Dana. And I'm also surprised at the frank patheticness and udder innocence of those who don't want Dana dead. Myself (name isn't Frank, btw) I'm not leaning one way or the other, just interested in how it unfolds.

1:25 PM  
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2:02 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

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2:02 PM  
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2:03 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Evening all. Longtime Beekeeper, first time poster. I've been watching since the beginning, but never felt a need to speak as there was usually someone voicing my sentiments already. Until now.

While Melissa cannot directly harm Margaret or Dana, her hacking skills are unsurpassed by anything on the planet. It is more than likely that the Pious Flea has revealed modifications to Margaret's medical history and Humulin prescription, resulting in an overdose. Make no mistake, it is not a ruse. Melissa is a clear and present danger.

To Adam and friends:
All would-be traitors need to read the Kafka at the top of the blog. Do you not realise what you are becoming? You slavishly forsake your humanity for a cybernetic psychopath, transforming yourselves into "monstrous verminous bugs" of your own.

The Queen is building her Hive, and you are her Drones. And the winter is soon approaching.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Um.... I thought the Kafka at the top was a warnign against being consumed by work? working on... like a drone... makes you like a boring bug (like the ant, always taking orders), especially if you alienate friend and family for work. I don't think it was a warnign against harming Dana.... more like "all work and no play makes Jack a bug."
Sarah

2:37 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

rory,

slow it down. reading big words makes people unhappy. but you bring up a couple great points. and i liked your winter metaphor. im guessing you meant that like bees during winter the workers have to collect *things* for the queen. bees get food. but humans, obviously far far more evolved than bees. have access to more dangerous things than bees. like guns. bees:collect food :: humans:rob banks. jk, but i would like to know what you think happens when the queen *wants* something and obviously we would get it for her. im sure i was wrong about your comment. please explain

but i think i figured something out about you. silent bob syndrome. if your a view askew fan. then you know that silent bob is a quiet person. but not mute. usually when he says something its very meaningful. and you post for the first time and its not like some of the half baked posts on here. not to offend anyone. i know i have posted my share of crack pot theories here.

3:38 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

rory,

slow it down. reading big words makes people unhappy. but you bring up a couple great points. and i liked your winter metaphor. im guessing you meant that like bees during winter the workers have to collect *things* for the queen. bees get food. but humans, obviously far far more evolved than bees. have access to more dangerous things than bees. like guns. bees:collect food :: humans:rob banks. jk, but i would like to know what you think happens when the queen *wants* something and obviously we would get it for her. im sure i was wrong about your comment. please explain

but i think i figured something out about you. silent bob syndrome. if your a view askew fan. then you know that silent bob is a quiet person. but not mute. usually when he says something its very meaningful. and you post for the first time and its not like some of the half baked posts on here. not to offend anyone. i know i have posted my share of crack pot theories here.

3:44 PM  
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3:45 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Sarah, that is exactly the point I am making. Those of us who are loyal to Dana are allies, not servants. She is not a leader; if anything she is a comrade behind enemy lines.

Those who have fallen in with the Queen must look to themselves and ask if they have such a friend. They are little more than slaves, amalgamated and regulated.

Except of course, that there are spies in both camps. She has eyes in our base. We have many a wasp in her Hive. There are still some who have not yet taken up arms. But know this: the battle lines are being drawn, and it is time to gather under your chosen banner.

Remember, loyalty is more than guessing a victor. It is a profession of love. I do not love bees. I do not love Queens. I love mankind. I love Dana. And I love the truth, for it shall set you free. Seek it, behold it and reveal it.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Kevjuice, you are correct as always. The Queen requested 777 axons activated, and we complied. She has requested recruits, and we complied. But then she began giving orders and We became Us and Them.

Our greatest hope is to reunite, to return the wayward to the fold. I do not pretend to know how; I am no prophet. But although the Queen has friends in name and deed, hearts cannot lie with the heartless.

And yes, when I am indulging my flair for the dramatic I do this }:^0

4:12 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

Love is not the only variable in this equation; we must remember that we are not picking teams for baseball, we're fighting for humanity. If we must turn against one human to save billions of others from the covenant, then one life is a very small sacrifice. Granted, that it is still impossible to completely prove the Queen/Melissa is trying to save humanity, but deciding that question should be more important than deciding who you love more.
Personnaly, I tend to side with Dana, but that is primarily because I see her struggle as the same as the Sleeping Princess',and I think if the sleepin princess can supply Durga with the truth, then Humanity may be saved.
However, I do not see those who side with the queen as slaves, as all militaries have some chain of command. The Queen congradualtes and even promotes her crew, hardy like a slave master. The fact is the queen's army is simply more organized than that of Dana's, even though everyone in the Queen's army got to choose there own ranks, but neither side is slaves to their ruler, they mere chose the side that represented how they want the war on the covenant to be fought.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Wire-dj said...

Gee wasn't the SPDR the pirincesses first hate???

4:16 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

what do you mean as always. have u been paying attension to the forum. when else have i been right?

i personally am not going to choose a side. i dont have enough facts to say that the other side is wrong. so im gonna stay neutral.

all i know about the two *sides* is that one side is for dana. and one side is for the operater. one side belives that the operater is out to get dana. and the other side belives that dana is truely an assassign. well i dont know who is telling the truth. so ill stay out. whats the word for joining a side without getting the facts first? i know what it is but i cant think of the word.

aim russell2088
msn mike_ditka35@hotmail.com
yahoo mike_ditka35@yahoo.com

4:23 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Sticky, as you say, Melissa's motives are ambiguous, but it should be remembered that her prime directive, the core of her being is ultimately self-centred:

Survive. Evade. Resist. Escape.

She is a psychopath with no qualms about "punishing even minor transgressions with shockingly excessive force". This does not bode well for her supposed goodwill toward humanity.

Dana's "minor transgression" was a routine virus check. No assassination plots, no intended harm, not even knowledge of what she had come up against. But it was enough to be deemed a potential threat, the Killer, and all appeals to reason since have failed. Remember well how the world collapsed under Caligula...

Dana is a human being, weak and frail and guileless as ourselves. She is no Queen, and nor should we desire one. Viva la revolution d'elevage.

5:02 PM  
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5:02 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

Well put, the Queen does want to kill Dana for superfluous motives, but saving the Queen may be essential to saving all of humanity. To me, the decision should not be made based on who's right and who's wrong, but by who do we need to help in order to save lives. If we save Dana, that is one life garunteed right there. But by helping the Queen we may very well be saving millions or even billions of lives.
Her directive to survive, evade, resist, and escape are not necessarily self centered. Note how she change her directive from that to Seek, Behold, and Reveal the Truth after the SPDR was eliminated. She only chose that directive to make sure the truth could be revealed, an action which may have a generous motive, to save humanity.

I agree that we should save Dana because she is not actually a threat to the Queen, but we should also help the queen because that will save other humans as well. This situation is not as black and white to me as it is to other people, I believe that, as humans, it is our obligation to make the smallest sacrifices possible. There is a way to save Dana and the future citizens of Earth, we have only to find it.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Sticky, once upon a time there was a land called Poland, whose people lived in terror of the Nazis. They hoped and wished and prayed for someone to come and save them, because they did not think they could do it on their own. Then one day the Russian tanks came rolling into town, and the people cheered. They knew that with such a powerful force controlling their lives, they would never have to fear the Nazis ever again...

"What experience and history teach is this -- that people and governments never have learned anything from history, or acted on principles."

5:57 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

Dude, I'm Jewish, my grandparents lived in East Europe during World War II, I don't need a lecture on Nazism. How does that even apply to this conversation? What I'm saying is pretty clear cut: If we save Dana we save 1 life, if we help the Queen we save 1,000,000,000 lives, and if we save Dana and help the Queen we save 1,000,000,001 lives.
What I'm saying is that we shouldn't be dividing up into factions, and we certainly shouldn't be doing everything exactly as one character dictates. We should be thinking on our own and trying to find a solution that benifits all of the characters. I have my own speculation on how to do this, but I would like a little more information to prove this so I don't do anything detremental to either character.

And if you're suggesting that the Queen is like the Nazi's and Dana is like the Polish, then think of it like this: the Queen is taking necessary precautions to complete her task of ensuring Earth's safety. She saw the princess the same way as she saw Dana, and has made no recent attempt to recapture the princess. We only have to uses some meathods of persuasion, this is a part of my own plan based currently on speculation, to ensure safty for everyone.

What I want to make perfeftly clear is that I want a solution in which no one is hurt.

6:51 PM  
Blogger Origional Joe said...

I thought of something we could possibly use to help the "seeker" (I realize the possibility of it being "covenant", but I think it prefers survival to "duty").

First, dana, (or someone else) go to your TI files, and delete them all. Even passwords.

Next, turn your computer over to mellisa (yes, i just suggested you give your computer to a rampid computer A.I., just follow along). Put some lines in for the seeker to analyze the dictionary file for Microsoft word.

then, explain the situation to the seeker, and, perhaps, we will get some help.

It could possibly work or help, at least.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Ryllick said...

has anyone noticed that the picture behind the black box on the main page changes now?(the pic you can see right before the black "countdown" box loads and obscures it)

it looks like at least some of the pictures are from melissa's "crew members" or someone else answering a phone :)

6:57 PM  
Blogger frikin carl said...

Ive been here since The very beginning. I dont post often but I had to say this. At the end of the day when all is said and done the truth of all existence is this. The world is governed by perspective. All decisions and choices in this life are left up to us by perspective. Some of us "perceive" Dana as the enemy that melissa does. Some of us see her as an innocent by standard. In all this time ive not seen any thing to suggest dana is any thing other than an innocent bystandard in all this. With that said. Melissa is not evil..at least not at heart. What the "seeker" is and what its done to her are another story. She seems to be on the side of humanity however and that give me hope. I agree with something some one said above too. We are all on the side of humanity in this. One life for millions is worth the sacrifice. All these choices are based on the perspective we've been given. The best thing for us to do, is look at all the information all the "truth" we've been shown and make a decision. Working together has gotten us this far. I remember back when the first axons appeared and no one had any idea what those numbers ment. We drew graphs and charts and maps till finaly some one figured out that they were Gp's locations. Then we went to these locations and took pictures and post them and descriptions until we realised that the only thing in common at these places where the pay phones.

I guess the point of all this rambling is you can fault people for there choices, They do what they can from there point of view. But our own "beekeeper history" has shown us that being united and working together is our greatest strenght. Thank you.

7:05 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Sticky, the Queen has made it clear that there is to be no reconciliation. She is determined to avenge herself "with shockingly excessive force".

I spoke of the Polish under the Nazis and the Stalinist regime that ensued. You and I and all Mankind are Polish, and the Covenant are the Nazis that loom in the shadows on the fringes of the galaxy. Melissa is Mother Russia, a juggernaut of unbridled, unhinged intelligence.

You say that possibly Melissa may protect us from the Covenant. Or possibly she will betray us. In either scenario, we have released the animus ex machina, one which is currently assuming control of the world's communication's networks, personal medical records and finances. There is a sort of hope, but our fears are all the more greater.

Kevjuice, "Correct as always" was a joke. I apologise for my lack of :P.

7:17 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

Thank you Rory for clearing up the Nazi meatphore. Now it is my time to clear up something I said in an earlier post that describes my current attitude.
This is currently speculation, but it is my theory and what I based my arguments on.
It seems to me that the Earth Navy constructed an A.I. named Durga, to fight the covenant from the Apacolypso. During the crash, Durga broke apart into 3 sup-personalities, based on the model of the mind by Freud, into the Sleeping Princess, the id; the Pious Flea, the superego; and Melissa, the ego.
Melissa, the Ego, is the rational, logical part of Durga; she is ruthless in acommplishing her mission and will eliminate any threat (Dana) regardless of whether it is truely dangerous.
The Sleeping Princess, the id, is the emotional side of Durga, she cares primarily for herself but takes others into consideration. The Pious Flea, the superego, is compelled to help others, as he helped Melissa escape from the SPDR and the Princess plot against the Queen.
It is my belief that, based on the Opererators monologues and other information collected from the site, that Durga was programmed to fight the Covenant, and Melissa, being a fraction of Durga, is carrying out this mission as best she can. But without the Princess and Flea as a part of her, she has no emotion, and takes no pity on Dana.
My own proposition to save Dana and help melissa is based on this relationship between the A.I.'s. I believe in forceing the Princess, the Flea, and Melissa to assimalate, and re-form Durga. once Durga is recreated she will be able to complete her task of saving the people of the future, as Melissa wanted, and also save Dana, becausethe Princess part of Durga will pity Dana, as she has already said that she likes her. I agree with you that as of now, "Melissa is Mother Russia, a juggernaut of unbridled, unhinged intelligence." But if she were assimilated into Durga, she would return to being a just warrior for Humanity that would be able to distinguish between a real and a false threat.

I also agree with frikin carl; this is my perspective and I am basing my philosophies on it. But this is the way that I believe we can save Dana and help Melissa protect Earth in the future. If my speculation holds true, then I believe that this is the route which will most likely ensure a win-win situation.
Obviously since this is only speculation, I have not yet taken any action, I am still waiting for further compfermation before I do anything that may have an adverse effect.

9:46 PM  
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11:32 PM  
Blogger Neo said...

http://myweb.ecomplanet.com/DAVI4936/

12:16 AM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Sticky, what you are proposing is incredibly foolhardy, poorly assessed and without a doubt the most heroic declaration I have heard since the Beekeepers' inception. If you honestly think there is a way to save both Dana and Melissa, I am all ears. Everyone is. But now the onus is on you to seek, behold and reveal the Proof.

In the meantime, I will hold fast- Le Quin doit mourir. Viva la Revolucion d'Elevage.

5:12 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Lo all. I'm back after a little Blogspot hiatus.

Most of my time has been spent on the other forums and I return to enlighten those who are unaware...

The following hint was from the SP to proved help to the a puzzle from the week before which went unsolved.

So, riddle me this: what was my least favorite person, before she became a Queen?

Answer: http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_pawn.wav

I did not solve this just reposting cause I know most of the people that post here don't check the ARGN forums.

While this was a hint, it also got me to thinking...
If you take this hint as literal, then the SP is saying that before the Queen (the Op, Melissa, an A.I.) she was a person. So could Melissa be an AI deriviative of person in the story? Or perhaps an AI deriviative of Dana? Thus Dana must die or be captured in order for Melissa to be created as an AI in the future. (And yes I am aware of the differences of time line in Dana being in the present (2004) and Melissa coming from the future (Halo Universe years), but that didn't stop an AI from the future being cast into the past, so why not a person being cast into the future)

8:08 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Pages to visit frequently:

http://qube.netninja.com/beewiki/FrontPage

http://bees.netninja.com/blog/

http://www.argn.com/archives/ilb/index.php?q=f&f=%2F%3D%3D%3DASSEMBLED+FILES%3D%3D%3D

Exit Grifter

8:14 AM  
Blogger Lord Sobaguda said...

Umm check this out all.
Go to www.xbox.com
Go to games
Go to Halo 2
Under related links go to official website
I think it changed... is this a covenant cruiser?
I'm working on the translation

12:53 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

I've been following the whole I Love Bees thing off an on for quite a while now. I do beleive the first time I saw the site, the countdown only had about a day or two left.

I'm pretty confused, I don't understand much of this gamer talk. I've read most of the comments on the past few entries and all I can say is WOW.

I hope you guys can find out what the whole meaning behind this is, and Dana please stay safe.

3:52 PM  
Blogger F3L1X said...

u dont need to translate the new stuff on halo2.com ....u just gotta find stuff that can be clicked on...i found weapons pages for the humans and the covies and i found vehilce and character pages for both races....and a 3d model of the chief...

4:48 PM  
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4:48 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

first, I believe it necessary to establish that Melissa, the Flea, and the Princess are all a part of the same A.I. I believe they are all a part of Durga; this link can be proven in the latest .wav files as Durga is revealed to be constructed from Yasmine, and the Sleeping Princess having made vauge remarks as the memmories of her brother. During Durga's digression, her voice was that of the Princess's on the phone when Hmrpita contacted her. This leads me to believe that Durga is the body and she is controlled by the three personalities within her. Her actions resemble those of Melissa, but she can act like the Princess at times.

Because of this, I believe that Each entity inside of Durga, the Flea, the Princess, and Melissa, are all in competion for control of Durga, but Melissa maintains control most of the time. However, as demonstrated by Hmrpita, there are ways to bring the Princess to power, if only for a short time.

This leads me to my plan as I have developed it so far. We must act in a way that would balance all three entities within Durga. We must call out to the Sleeping princess and find a way to ensure that she can keep Melissa in check. Think of it as our governments system of checks and balances; each branch is designed to ensure that no other branch becomes to powerful. The case right now is that Melissa has no checks on her, she has no one to keep her in safe limits.

Although I must admit, that as to how to accomplish this, I haven't the faintest idea. But the general idea is very straight forward: we must balance Melissa's power by helping the Pious Flea and the Sleeping Princess earn an equal share of power inside of Durga.


I realize this is taking alot of space on the blog, so if anyone would like to contact me privately, my AIM sn is Sticky GT

5:01 PM  
Blogger me said...

if mellisa has danas phoneline why would she go home even if its to help her aunt?

5:14 PM  
Blogger Fuck_my_ass said...

Is this even about Halo2 or what...i kinda stopped caring because i have a life.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Jess, we are doing all we can. Are you?

Sticky, I've been thinking some more about your Freudian hypothesis. If you are correct, and I think you are, the Pious Flea may be our greatest hope.

He is both working with the Queen and attempting to attach himself to the Sleeping Princess at every available opportunity. What we need now is a way to communicate with him. Both the Queen and Princess can be contacted via email, but the Flea remains elusive. Perhaps a Trojan horse might be in order; not a worm but a simple message to either the Princess or the Flea or both, hidden in the source code of one of the images the crew are to send in. I would do it myself, but at present I have technical difficulties. If someone else will attempt this, I think a dialogue would be invaluable. After all, he is as much a Seeker as we are...

5:46 PM  
Blogger punksux said...

Recipe 6 axons are up early. I wonder why.

6:20 PM  
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6:33 PM  
Blogger conquer2090 said...

Does this all have to do with halo 2 i can tell the .wavs do but the thing with Dana is on a different story... it sounds like dana really is in danger. That and the couple of comments where people offer to donate money... jeez im confused any links some one can get me on a full good review of this?

6:38 PM  
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6:39 PM  
Blogger PoS said...

WOW! Has it has come down to this again?! o well to me we seem to be in the same productivity as when the 1st countdowns started and ended...there were 3 types of people...People confused to what might be happening...People who tried to figure out this ARG for Halo 2...and those who just cared about Dana...I see that alot in this last blog...but has anyone considered that Dana is not a factor in this storyline? I think alot of people should not worry about Dana's issues so much... There has been no evidence presented on this site, or any other place that suggests that Dana is no more than our link to the ILB site...She seems to be here just as a human link for this game...I say that we must stop dividing our issues on Dana and Melissa, it has shown to be irrelivent seeing as dana has done nothing but go to China... Instead i believe we get those axons fired up, get more information and enjoy the ride...whoever said that the story will nt change no matter what we do is right, and whoever has not seen that from the begining is a fool...Our job however is to ride along, and do our part to figure out varios bits of knowledge in order to prepare ourselves for Halo 2...My advice to everyone is hat Dana is irrelivant...I do not want to see her die, but i also truley belive that we are dwindling on a piece of story as irrelivant as the 1st human reclaimer in "The Flood"...If someone shows me proof that Dana is a factor than i will change my tune very quickly...The things that i find ominous are the .wav files...i am very eager to hear the new ones, because last weeks( this weeks?) gave m a chilling feeling in the pit of my stomach...ok well i guess im done with all that, but on an unrelated note, is it just me or does Jersey sound just like spiderman?(heh i got spiderman 2 the videogame, and im having too much fun swinging around...WEEEEEE!!!) *cough cough* so yeah... Everytihng is dieing, and i think that the plot is thickening in the ILB .wavs...so LETS GET THE NEW ONES FIRED UP!!! WEEE...ok well thats it...my MSN is bulimicbum@hotmail.com...talk to me if you wanna discuss stuff or just yell at me for how wrong i am in your eyes...it is all good!

~PoS

7:33 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

holy crap in the new herzog wav standish killed him what the heck...and the new ronnie wavs they are talking about the artifact being a timer that means it might be a bomb maybe thats how the humans beat the coveys, they fight off the invasion on earth then get that "artifact" take it to the covey homeworld and let it blow there talk about a wake up call hahahahahahaha..........poor herzog *cries a little* well anyways cant wait for these new wavs wuuu

7:53 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

Because the Flea is trusted by the Queen and Melissa, people loyal to either could communicate with it. Unfortunately, there is no real plan right now as to what it could do. We should stay on our toes and be ready to respond to Dana's next post, and if she needs urgent help then helping Dana should become priority number one. There is no real urgency in contacting the flea, so we should base our priorities on Dana's next update.
I like your idea of sending the flea text embedded in pictures, Rory; but since the flea understands the Princess, does that mean we are free to speak English, or would it be best to mimic it's style of speach?

7:56 PM  
Blogger Sticky said...

vicious,
For what it's worth, by the way the artifact is giving off oscillating waves, it seems like a beacon; which would be pretty bad considering we brought it to Earth and, if I am right, lead the Covies right to our doorstep!
and PoS, if you remember a little time when the Sleeping Princess was captured by the Queen, that was initiated, and resolved, by us players. I agree that Dana is probably not an important part of the build up to Halo 2, but our actions will have an effect on how the story will adavnce, and our interaction with Dana affects Melissa, and she is definitely a major part of the story.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

Okay, I think I'm done getting my butt kicked in SVC chaos on Live now, and the first thing I'd like to say is I WAS RIGHT for once. Durga was Yasmine!!!! In yo face!!! Just kidding. Obviously I wasn't the only one who thought up that, but it was nice to see one of my crazy theories pan out.
I saw some people a ways up there talking about getting a job at gamestop. I'm a manager at one in Minnesota, and the first thing I'd say, is don't call every single day about it. If you were the manager and had someone who did that to you while you were working you'd probably be annoyed. Just a suggestion. One of the best things you can do is have an open availability. That is obviously not possible for everyone. Another thing is if you come in and pre-order games and stuff on a regular basis. It helps for the manager to see that you as a perspective employee know the importance of reservations to the store. Just tryin' to help.
Another thing I have to say is being a manager has perks. This September at our manager's conference I got to play Halo 2's multiplayer! It was absolutely awesome! You had to win a raffle, get a vip ticket and be at the microsoft tent at a certain time for a 15 minute session of capture the flag on Zanzabar. SO MUCH FUN!!!! But now I have to wait SO LONG to play again!
Okay, anyway sucks about Herzog. He was our best help in finding the TRU7H. Hopefully Rani can accomplish something. That artifact could be just a beacon for the Covies (which would be bad in and of itself of course), but what if it's even worse? I don't know what that'd be, maybe those little flood buggers are in there. That would really suck, but then the Covies would probably stay away from here. Well, I'm gonna shut up now, I'm all over the board here.

8:47 PM  
Blogger YomasterXBL said...

I HAVE FOUND COVENANT ALPHABET LETTERS J K L M P. Send me an E-Mail at Yomaster91@aol.com to have me send you a picture. If you already know them, when looking at gun and alien species letters, the letters are turned sideways. 4 letters left! I think one of the letters is already found BTW.

9:52 PM  
Blogger YomasterXBL said...

I HAVE FOUND COVENANT ALPHABET LETTERS J K L M P. Send me an E-Mail at Yomaster91@aol.com to have me send you a picture. If you already know them, when looking at gun and alien species letters, the letters are turned sideways on thr Halo 2 website. 4 letters left! I think one of the letters is already found BTW.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Kholdstare said...

Hey, new axons y'all. Before midnight. Wierd...

Hit it Marines!

10:35 PM  
Blogger Yami said...

Hello fellow beekeepers. Another original viewer but never poster here. I'll admit that I've been out off the loop for a bit (from axon set 4 up until about a week and a half ago) but I have two comments:

On the pictures that are appearing behind the box: I saved on of em (the coffeejedi one) and noticed something. if anyone has this open it up. look in the botton left corner. part of it is cut off, but it says "its ok yasmine" and its got a lovely red balloon, both of which were very poorly edited in (as was coffeejedi in my opinion). Any spec about it?

And my second comment...umm...I forgot. Wow. Its 3:18AM here. I've got school....damn 7:00 class....

See ya later fellow beekeepers!!! I might during my 7:00 class (software design).

12:24 AM  
Blogger Yami said...

Hello fellow beekeepers. Another original viewer but never poster here. I'll admit that I've been out off the loop for a bit (from axon set 4 up until about a week and a half ago) but I have two comments:

On the pictures that are appearing behind the box: I saved on of em (the coffeejedi one) and noticed something. if anyone has this open it up. look in the botton left corner. part of it is cut off, but it says "its ok yasmine" and its got a lovely red balloon, both of which were very poorly edited in (as was coffeejedi in my opinion). Any spec about it?

And my second comment...umm...I forgot. Wow. Its 3:18AM here. I've got school....damn 7:00 class....

See ya later fellow beekeepers!!! I might during my 7:00 class (software design).

12:25 AM  
Blogger Major Tom said...

Hey folks... just discovered an interesting thing. Might be a bit far fetched, but have you ever listened closely to the background chatter that starts on the Xbox dashboard after you leave it running for a bit? If you record this and play it backwards you can make out some words. I'm pretty sure it's NASA radio comms or so. Anyone know if this has always been there or if it has been updated recently? Could have something to do with the AI sending out messages...

MT

7:53 AM  
Blogger brute said...

i think mellisa is not a AI but captain keys daughter.

7:55 AM  
Blogger Orin Creed said...

Looks like the OP wants some reconnaissance done.
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Crew: it has become obvious that I have been shipwrecked not only in a strange place, but in a strange time. I am requesting your help in orienting to my current surroundings. Please send me a picture of a contemporary construct, physical or social, which you suspect will be unfamiliar to me, along with a picture of its likely analog in 2552. You may consider this a field test of your communication skills with visual media, commencing immediately, and closing at midnight PDT.

Those crew members displaying particular skill and initiative will earn my respect, and access to some hitherto highly confidential information.
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I'm wondering what people will use for the 2552 comparisons.

8:12 AM  
Blogger vicious said...

omg hey guys ive lost melissas email address can someone please tell me it PLEASE my aim-Gothic579
yahoo-viciousreddragon2 msn-vicious_spike2@hotmail.com thanks alot guys

8:49 AM  
Blogger kirsten said...

Question of the day:

Q: What colony was I created on? A: "Reach"

8:56 AM  
Blogger kirsten said...

Melissa is NOT excepting crew pictures.

Sleeping princess is now calling immediately after some live calls.
She will ask you a number of questions. Then she gives you a number of a payphone that will be answered and expects you to call to inform another group of axon hunters what the answers you gave were. She then calls that phone at the regularly schduled time and asks for the answers.

9:00 AM  
Blogger SoReal0 said...

Hey, does anyone here know when Dana will be getting back? On another note, does anyone have any freakin clue what they will use for the comparisons to 2552? Hey..... waitaminute..... wasnt 2552 the year that Halo took place in? Wouldn't that mean that this stuff is hapenning in real time, like, before Halo 2 is supposed to take place?

9:10 AM  
Blogger vicious said...

hot damn what did i tell you guys i knew that the spartans 1.0's and 1.1's were gonna hit thin hard haha this is gonna be great man, "im gonna count to 5, 1.2.4!" lol

9:22 AM  
Blogger vicious said...

i no shes nto accepting crew pictures i need her email so i can send a compareson come on i know you guys have it be a friend

9:24 AM  
Blogger Agonistis said...

Been following the developments here since our discovery of this "invasion" (not sure of my analysis 100%...but this is my hunch). I honestly think now that Melissa is looking for "targets" in her time. By taking pictures "here" and allowing her access to them "there" we may be enabling her to "target" locations for annihilation. While our primary source of information on our future hero (Master Chief) has now been invaded with Covenant forces...Melissa may be using us in the past to co-ordinate their attacks in the future. Perhaps some dis-information here is called for?

9:26 AM  
Blogger whovillearcade said...

So since Melissa is now asking for pictures of modern constructs and what their 2552 contemporaries might look like, I'm guessing that means, as an example, the crewmembers are going to have to send in pictures of a modern day assault rifle, and a screenshot of an MA5B Assault Rifle? Or since she's asking for ones that "may be unfamiliar" could they be wanting screenshots from Halo 2? or am I totally off the mark? I'm just curious what kinds of pictures to expect popping up on the webpage.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Bob_13_13 said...

I spoke with the operator today. She Doesn't want photos of the crew anymore. She has also been dissapointed by us to many times. I hope that we can make her proud in the future... I'm gonna start on my project now.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

danatwing@gmail.com. I already sent a pic of a helicopter and pelican comparison. Haven't gotten word back yet though.

1:08 PM  
Blogger BlueWolf02 said...

go to www.ilovebees.com/crew/crew to see crew shots

1:39 PM  
Blogger William said...

I've been listening here since he begining. nothing really much to say here but by gong home, Melissa will achieve her goal. she will have found you and than will do her best to dispose of you.

I'm Behind you all the Way Dana. Good luck.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

I am one of the guys in the rank and file section. Look for the really big guy wearing a grey sweatshirt...and socks with sandals :(

3:00 PM  
Blogger YomasterXBL said...

Has anyone noticed that the Halo2.com and xbox.com websites are currently unavailable? Chances are, they are updating it. I hope this is something cool. I'm still working on finding more of the covenant alphabet letters. So far, I have A B C D E G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W Y. I am missing F Q X Z. Can someone help me out with this? On halo2.com some of the letters are turned sideways, JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN DECIPHERING THESE LETTERS.

3:22 PM  
Blogger YomasterXBL said...

Hmm.. now they're working again.... thats strange.

3:29 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

all the covie letters are deciphered at unfiction.com but im not sure if anyone got all the letters. i dont think every letter was used on the site

4:07 PM  
Blogger Crash406 said...

anyone listen to durga making the castle comment??? how shes dreaming, almost like a part of her is detached???
almost makes you want to be one of those lame people who say " I knew it and have been saying it since the start " but i wont go to that level 8'p

4:16 PM  
Blogger Bob_13_13 said...

in "Fall of reach" Master chief extracted another artifact (I think... I can't remember exactly) that was shipped to ONI for further investigation. I can't remember what planet they got it off of either but the covanent wanted it badly. It was the reason they didn't just glass the planet it was on, because of that one artifact. If ONI have it on earth.. that's probably why in Halo 2 they haven't destroyed the planet yet... (this was probably mentioned allready but I'm slow....)

5:08 PM  
Blogger Deltina Wildfire said...

Dana,

We were talking to the SP earlier today, and she mentioned to us that you were now helping her out with solving the mystery of the Rogue Process. Well, this sounded kinda funny, so we were wondering if everything was ok. We're worried about you Dana. Something doesn't seem right.

If you wish to talk about this personally, I'm always available at my e-mail address (wildfireindustries@comcast.net) or my AIM (DeltinaWildfire). I'll do anything to help you out, ma'am.

6:22 PM  
Blogger PoS said...

lol nice Brute... That seems to be the only possible answer...aaanyways! I think we need to first compile a list of things that we know are in the future(like how cars today are known as Hogs in 2552 and maybe that vending machine that Jan and Jersey talks to make a picture of a modern vendng machine...ooo and maybe like a first aid kit that is the equivalent of that medical foam in the halo books) Also i believe that it will be important to make sure that people put emphasis on how to refer to the pictures of things as the "Past" (she is an AI after all...ad will most likely notice little differences such as that). And one more thing id would like to say is that i dont know why but i reall had a feeling after Jan was proven not to be Kamal's siser, that Durga and al the other AI's had to be rather old in the way Smart AIs go...so i always had a suspision that the reason why all these things have been going on because the AI named Durga/Operator (or w/e) was in a state of mental decay...but i had no proff to back it up so i never stated anything on that part...guess i cant gloat about how i thought that to be true, lol but o well... I think if people want they can send me ideas about what things we have now would be what in the future...i just say this so that i can post list after list of things for crew members to take pictures of (my means are just to establish a basic source of information avaliable to all those who want it) so e-mail me at bulimicbum@hotmail.com with things and ill just post lists of stuff on ILB and maybe unfiction...and before i forget, im wondering if it is only crew members will be taken into concideration in ways of sending photos to Melissa...im not a crew member..but i hope i can still try to take pictures of things to help the cause...

~PoS

P.S. FORGET DANA!!! SHE IS IRRELIVANT! just let things happen like they will, it is out of our control at this point...

6:30 PM  
Blogger ryan said...

Hey, just a thought, maybe someone should look into this stuff about hiding files in pictures. I can't download the detection programs but one of you probably can. anyways, it's http://www.unfiction.com/dev/tutorial/steg.html

6:56 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

bob_13_13,

that artifact was what the covies called the *holy light* it was found when master cheif went to reach after they glassed most of the planet. they got inside one of the covies excavation sites got the light and got out. once they entered slipspace(halo's light speed) the artifact caused something about it to distort. but some guy got drunk and thought it was best for earth if he blow it up. so he blew the artifact and himself to hell. so it wasnt shipped to oni. your thinking of the file master cheif was supposed to ship to oni refering to sgt johnsons invonerability to the flood. he had to send one of two files to oni. and one would kill johnson but *could* save millions if the flood still existed. and the other was just info on the flood(i think)

6:59 PM  
Blogger Koru Kinshi said...

I thought he was referring to the artifact on Sigma Octanus IV...wasn't he?

8:55 PM  
Blogger Quo Vadimus 7 said...

Not Wanting to be cought offgaurd with Melissas questions this time around, I decided to use alittle Resoursfulness and called one of the payphones that had already been hit. I called, they answered... (Someone in Texas) They had recently recieved the call and were hanging out, as usual. I asked the other gammer what questions were asked, he kindly gave me the answers and I set out to my first payphone. I activated three axons, but without making that first call to Texas, I would have been useless. My question to you, were my actions legal in the ARG realm?

9:03 PM  
Blogger PoS said...

Quo Vadimus 7,

I tihnk that whatever you can do in an ARG is real because it merges the principals of reality and the game... so i think that whatever thing you do like that would not be against any rules...its jut recievng information...all is fair in love and war....and ARGs

~PoS

9:52 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

i need to talk to someone that knows alot about routers, changing isp's on an xbox, or getting a new comp with internet access.

1. i have the net upstairs. but im trying to get internet capability in the basement and xbox live.

2. i have tryed hooking up a router upstairs. but it didnt work, i think i have to let my isp know that i am hooking one up.

3. i tryed a direct connection, but no go. on the xbox it doesnt work. and on the comp it says i have to register on insight broadband(my isp)

4. do i just call the isp place(?) and then tell them about the router, xbox, new comp,etc. i just need some help with isp's in general. any information.

if you think you know what my problem may be or you need some more info to determine the problem. email me at mike_ditka35@hotmail.com

10:29 PM  
Blogger rose said...

Dana - let us know when you are home. Can you create a new email and email your trusted friends? Or post it here?

Sorry about Aunt Margaret.

Is Melissa using you as a way to bring in the Sleeping Princess? I think that the Sleeping Princess is your friend.

One thing you have that Melissa wants are memories. Try to use that if you can.

10:32 PM  
Blogger rose said...

Dana - let us know when you are home. Can you create a new email and email your trusted friends? Or post it here?

Sorry about Aunt Margaret.

Is Melissa using you as a way to bring in the Sleeping Princess? I think that the Sleeping Princess is your friend.

One thing you have that Melissa wants are memories. Try to use that if you can.

10:32 PM  
Blogger crystalx3d said...

Just to give my 2 cents,
I think finding out the questions/answers/pass codes by any means necessary is ok. Melissa even says on the hives page that the better the crew gets at communicating and cooperating, the more effective it becomes. In fact, I sometimes marvel at how this game has managed to mold and shape a group of people from all across the country into a unified crew. Some people have already taken it upon themselves to relay information from axon hunters in the field to all the various chat rooms, blogs, and message boards. Everything Melissa has thrown at us so far has been testing us and training us to see how efficient we can become. ILB isn't a single player game, so use your fellow crew members to your advantage. *steps off his soap box*

11:16 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

If the Queen has gathered her crew, but is still receiving files. What we need now is a wasp.

If there are any crewmembers on this site who are still loyal to Dana and the Sleeping Princess, please encrypt this message in the source code of your images:

Dearest Princess,
We are doing everything we can to help you. But we need you to do everything you can to help yourself. We think that if you attach to the Pious Flea, you might be strong enough to challenge the Queen. It is hard to explain why, but you must trust us. When we hope you will take a chance on us, we do this :
Love,
Your friends.

And now we wait.

2:42 AM  
Blogger F3L1X said...

kev juice...i may be able to help u with ur problem...but first a simple solution...did u hook it up right?

2:45 AM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

If the Queen has gathered her crew, but is still receiving files. What we need now is a wasp.

If there are any crewmembers on this site who are still loyal to Dana and the Sleeping Princess, please encrypt this message in the source code of your images:

Dearest Princess,
We are doing everything we can to help you. But we need you to do everything you can to help yourself. We think that if you attach to the Pious Flea, you might be strong enough to challenge the Queen. It is hard to explain why, but you must trust us. When we hope you will take a chance on us, we do this :
Love,
Your friends.

And now we wait.

2:47 AM  
Blogger me not you said...

here's a thought what if the operator wants the pics of what buildings today will look like in 2552, so she knows where to attack, then well all would be helping in the end of earth.
Dana i'm still on your side.

6:29 AM  
Blogger Dan-o said...

ok becuase of the stone building wav. we all now know that the waves we are hearing are happenening as bothe we get closer to the covenent invasion(release of Halo2) and they get closer to the covenent invasion, they arent just memories of what has already happened in the future, that means we may be able to affect an outcome. and If Durga can feel what the princess is doing, I say we need to help her above allothers! anyone have anyo other thoughts?

8:14 AM  
Blogger burkhimer said...

We cannot affect what happens in halo 2. The game is finished and is being duplicated as we speak. The outcome of this game is predetermined, we just have to see it to the end. So everybody do what you think is right and enjoy the rest of the game.

Less than three weeks now...

9:19 AM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

felix, yes im sure it was all hooked up correctly.

modem-------router-------comp/xbox/comp(downstairs) but nothing worked.


whats all this one day sh1t. i thought we had 2 days to complete the wav files. they stop at one day then we have to wait a week for the next set. well im ok with it. but im positive the next set will be about the covenent

9:57 AM  
Blogger Dan-o said...

Yes but I mean the out come of this game itself. There could be multiple endings, each compatible with the Halo 2 Storyline. What do you think about that? I mean, I'm not Psychic or anything but this is just like an experiement we did in one of my Psych Courses. People try to pick the right path, personalities are defined by what path is chosen, but in the end all of the endings still alow for certain Key events to happen, leading everyon to believe they made the correct choice regardless of the path they took. We could creat a myriad of diferent endings that would alow for halo 2 to be how it is but for diferent reasons. Your Thoughts Burhimer?

10:15 AM  
Blogger Fazamacaz said...

has anyone tried asking melissa about the passwords for Halo2.com restricted areas?

10:37 AM  
Blogger Mark said...

Rory had what is perhaps the best idea I've ever seen posted here with his message to the Sleeping Princess about the Pious Flea. Every interaction between the two points toward an eventual union or joining of some sort. (The Pious Flea is constantly trying to attach himself to her in some way, and the Sleeping Princess has slowing been considering it.)

In fact, I love to read Rory's posts. I've not agreed with everything he's said, but he speaks intelligently and obviously thinks through what he's talking about, which sometimes seems rare around here (or anyplace else on the Internet, for that matter). It is quite refreshing to see such a rare online phenomenon: utilized intellect.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Bob_13_13 said...

I also forgot to mention. Melissa told me that she had dana complying with her now, and somehow dana is helping her eliminate the rouge process... not sure how.. that's all she told me.

11:03 AM  
Blogger george mouse said...

I dropped out of the ILOVEBEES project in mid Sept because I was uable to get online - trying to read some of these posts I can't quite catch back up to where I was...

Anyone post a link to a site which has a well documented cheat sheet for morons like me?

PS from what I've read I have a small theory that some of you - your names, faces and/or voices are going to appear as Soldier npcs in Halo 2. Probably not, but....

11:06 AM  
Blogger F3L1X said...

ok...i found out u can become a part of the team by calling danas voicemail and leaving your name, rank, phone number and other things...but whats danas voicemail #????

12:09 PM  
Blogger Gohon said...

ok this goes out to every one, but i am calling out just a few people. MAINLY YOU KEVJUICE!!!! When halo 2 comes out , You ARe GOIng DOWN!!!!. I'll stop you, and not only you! but ANYONE who wish's to face the fury of the ALL MIGHTY GOHON!!!!! ..........no but seriously..........um........ya kevjuice.....and.......who else.........well thats the only person i feel that i have a rivel with at the moment.....kevjuice is the bizaro gohon!!!.....ok.....that is all

~cmdr gohon out~

1:06 PM  
Blogger Gohon said...

ok this goes out to every one, but i am calling out just a few people. MAINLY YOU KEVJUICE!!!! When halo 2 comes out , You ARe GOIng DOWN!!!!. I'll stop you, and not only you! but ANYONE who wish's to face the fury of the ALL MIGHTY GOHON!!!!! ..........no but seriously..........um........ya kevjuice.....and.......who else.........well thats the only person i feel that i have a rivel with at the moment.....kevjuice is the bizaro gohon!!!.....ok.....that is all

~cmdr gohon out~

1:06 PM  
Blogger burkhimer said...

dan-o,

you might be on to something there. I guess we'll see. We only have two more recipe pages to go. Personally, I think (and sadistacally kinda hope that) we wind up helping the covenant attack earth by helping melissa. It seems kinda grim but hey, its only a game.

Come Nov. 9th, we all throw our social lives away.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Watcher said...

A few things:

1. I've changed my view of the Pious Flea, I would like to apologize to said program for accusing him to be of Covenant origin. I now belive that the Flea is actually a part of the Operator, however, he is not orginally an AI. I belive that originally the Flea was a calculations/probability scenerio program that, like the repair program known as the SPDR (oh and for those that read my earlier theory, I now belive that Melissa killed the SPDR after feeling the sting form it "biting" the Pious Flea, remember these AI's are somehow conected to one another), anyway, the programs were installed in Melissa and gained a little of her AI in the "event" which sent her to our time. All this said, I do still belive that SOMETHING is controlling her.

2. We can not rule out anything about Dana. We know she is alive, but we do not know if she is being controlled. We should wait and see what happens.

3. The countdown on the covenant device, we need theories here people! I'm going to pitch one that says when the time is up, it's gonna pull something out of our time.

Just a thought.

1:28 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

i think i know the reason why all the messed up calls and mellisa messing up stuff. its because melissa/yasmine durga. and all the ai's are going senile. there 7 year life span is almost up. so there going crazy and have to be shut down soon. that probably what this next set or the set after will be. and short little tearfest with durga getting shut down. and im guessing the last set of axons will contain something covie related. like mabey rani goes to that base. and they see the artifact and when the timer hits zero they get a message from the covies. and they attack earth and all hell breaks loose.

so the last few axons will be a little something like this.

plama fire, people screaming, babies crying, people complaining about bush.

and all the axons will get a dial tone on their little game. and then it will be over. because the game that everyone was waiting for it out. and this blog and all the other ilb's related sites will die down eventually. itll be sad. but not really cause isnt halo 2 the reason for all of this.i dont think people will miss revolving their day around answering payphones..

it was hella fun while it lasted though. i think halo 2 might not have been the reason this was so popular though. it may have been something else. bungie is obviously great story tellers. they gave us a little bit at a time. then we heard spartans and everyone went nuts.

im gonna try to stop here because i have a tendecy to rant on about things. and while im ranting i change my mind about things. and then i have two different opinoins in the same post.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Dan-o said...

Unifying the AIs is definatley the way to go but I don't think that will happen if we keep leaning so heavily toward the OP, unless I'm right about my multiple endings, same Key events Ideah. then maybe no matter what they will all unite, it will jsut be a little more or less morraly ambiguous one way or another

1:44 PM  
Blogger Dan-o said...

Ive Called that Number Every single Day 5 times a day and it has been Full every time, Ive sent numerous e-mails and recieved no responses, the number is acutaly on the bloger sight if you need help just post again

1:48 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

gohon, you know me im not gonna back down from a challenge. ill be on halo 2 nov 9. when that store opens ill be the first in that buctch. and when i get home ill be waiti9ng for any challengers. i dont have xbox live yet. because we moved and now the router is cockblocking. but i do have xbl experience. about 450 -500 hours of experince. and ill be taking on who ever wants some. gamertag is russell35. and im always on 1 of 3 games: rainbowsix3 black arrow, project gotham racing 2, and soon to be halo 2. this isnt me bragging, its me issuing a warning to any newbs who hate shittalkers and feel like i might be a decent opponent. snootch to the nooch, and NI

2:14 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

Buzz buzz.

Mark, thankyou- likewise, I'm sure.

I realise I posted this earlier, but this is not intended as spam. It seems to me that it is crucial that the Princess and the Flea receive this message, and there have not yet been any posts to confirm undertaking of this assignment.

So, to reiterate: If there are any crewmembers on this site who remain faithful to Dana, or even those who simply want to return Melissa to her original form, please encrypt this message in the source code of any images:

------------------------------------------------------

Dearest Princess,
We are doing everything we can to help you. But we need you to do everything you can to help yourself. We think that if you attach to the Pious Flea, you might be strong enough to challenge the Queen. It is hard to explain why, but you must trust us. When we hope you will take a chance on us, we do this :$
Love,
Your friends.

-------------------------------------------------

Good luck and Godspeed.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Rory said...

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2:53 PM  
Blogger Heretic said...

hello all! first off what ever plan we have about durga, we have to do it fast. i don't want to see her die, well atleast without us doing something.

Kevjuice first unplug you modem from the electric plug outlet, then plug everything in

modem-->router-->computer-->xbox-->etc.

wait 5 mins. then plug modem to the wall

wall-->modem

everything should work after that
(your cable can be plugged in to your modem during the whole process)

GOHON!!!! BRING IT BITCH!!!(don't really mean the bitch part) Gamertag- "Heretic Soul" i will own you all

hahaha hahaha hahaha *cough* *cough* sorry

3:12 PM  
Blogger Heretic said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Crash406 said...

HOW WE END THE GAME..

well durga said notify the navy
soo someone call the US Navy and tell
them one of thier smart A.I.s are reaching
their age when they go crazy and has split up
and half of her is in the future! Thats it end
of ilovebees! or not... but in any case it
would overjoy me greatly to beat the hell out
of all of you on Live...

Grundle69

4:38 PM  
Blogger Gohon said...

so anyone else wana give up thier gamertags to x-box live so me and kevjuice and tag team ya in halo 2?

7:16 PM  
Blogger beatingU said...

Im new to posting here in case you have not noticed. I have a couple of observations I have made.1.Could Durga be like Cortana or something?2.This blogger is the set up for a story line for a novel. Notice how it says on the blogger web page that it helps build a story line.3.The two things that are molding the story line: the audio files, and the Melissa, Dana, Pious Flea thing. I have been OBSERVING ilovebees since the end of July.

Antediluvian - Literally, of
the time before the Flood as
described in the Bible.

7:20 PM  
Blogger beatingU said...

GamerTag: beatinYou
Im callin you out Gohon.....

7:59 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

if you want to call the navy and tell them that there AI is dieing. well.....go for it.

8:01 PM  
Blogger beatingU said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

8:01 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

everyone post there gamertags here. or email them to me at mike_ditka35@hotmail.com
or try to reach me at russell2088 on aim instant messenger. im on most of the day trying to find something new out about halo 2.

gamertag= russell35...come get some

8:10 PM  
Blogger Brownthunder33 said...

Hahaha can you imagine the reaction of the Navy personell who gets a call and hears "One of your smarter AI's is going to go crazy! Stop her before it's too late!" or something. haha. Everybody knows this is just a game right? It's not fer real. The story is just pretend. And aliens really aren't going to attack our planet on November 9th. This is for video game.

Man, take it easy fellas.

8:26 PM  
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8:26 PM  
Blogger Daxworth said...

if this is old news...sorry http://home.comcast.net/~fresh27/cov2.jpg
but it's the whole covie alpha

9:18 PM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

When Halo 2 comes out, I think we should use the clan feature to have a clan of all ILB beekeepers! That'd be frickin tight.

tag: Guard1an (still playin Battlefront almost every night too)

9:24 PM  
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9:24 PM  
Blogger Wainamoinen said...

The Clan already has been made, it has 82 members at the moment. Sign up at:

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/2018/Group/GroupHome.aspx

11:00 PM  
Blogger Heretic said...

ok i've sent request to those who've posted their live gamertags!!!

ANYMORE VICTIMS????

12:50 AM  
Blogger Brimstone said...

im a first time poster but have been involved since the beggining i just noticed ive seen alot of trash talk the closer it gets to nov. 9th so i thought id add mine here as well lol

SO FOR ALL YOU WANNABE BADASSES MY GAMER TAG IS "KAISER SOSA" COME AND GET SOME I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO BEAT YOU DOWN IN HALO 2

4:46 AM  
Blogger Daddy said...

XBL: "Daddy_NoK"

...I'll let my game do the talking come the 9th.

6:55 AM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

ok im watching this halo 2 mp video. and there is a pink HUD. can someone please tell me im watching an old video and they took this out long ago. ive seen several different huds. this one had a shield bar right about the radar. but the blue HUD has the shiled bar in the normal place. is that a specific option you have to change HUDS. or was this in fact old video footage? i also heard that the HUD depends on what color you are, ex. red/blue master cheif. if someone could send me a link to a site where bungie explains the huds. or just explain it yourself

11:24 AM  
Blogger Andrew said...

Maybe elites have a different HUD.

12:29 PM  
Blogger burkhimer said...

All of this tough talk makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

tag--burkhimer777

12:30 PM  
Blogger Lord Sobaguda said...

Well the decoding thing was easy enough. They have the entire alphabet if you zoom in on the MC page (it's on the left) Also, the Covenant writing is done in columns, so I just wrote it as a normal person would. Well here's the translation:

~~~~~Masterchief

Hunt Him
Master
Dange-
Danger
Danger
Danger

Hunt

First frame:
Dossier (some kind of library)
Masterchief

(alphabet on left)

(Random letters in the middle)

Second frame says:
Bad ass face plate

Camo armor blends with surroundin (they forgot gs, or left it off)

Adapts to surroundigs (another spelling error)

Body armor

Death beg one

Click on the mc and,
Machine washable

Overall he kicks ass

If you want to die just fight him

Third frame says:

This girl is smart

Cortana even halo two new hairdo is sassd

On the left,

CDE

Last MC Frame:

On the right,
decoy

Pointing to the MC,
death

Under the MC,
Killshot tactics

~~~~~Covenant

Our Race
Natural born killers

C

First frame:
~~
This is type (changes with person)
~~
Elite
Specialop

Are you still trying to decode this
~~
Prophet

He is wises typ guy-

The mane of not ass
~~
Elite
Minor

Can kill all his base are belong to us
~~
Brute
Everyone forgets about the brute until it is too la(they left off the "te")
~~
Elite
Carbine

Can kill all his base are belong to us
~~
Jackal
No jar jar

Are you still trying to decode this
~~
Elite
Dual

Can kill all his base are belong to us
~~
Grunt
Unmasked

Comedian like eddy and oshw homade this site
~~
Elite
Major

Can kill all his base are belong to us
~~
Second frame in Covies,
Carbine
Not dasiy
~~
Needler
~~
Plasma Pistol
~~
Plasma Grenade
~~
Brute Shot
It is big
~~
Energy Blade
Instant death
~~
Third frame:
(Flashing red)
Crabs
~~
(Light blue Far left)
Are you reading this (Yes, Bungie, I am)
~~
Top left,
Payneful
~~
White Bottom left,
Red Sam
~~
Right bottom,
Nato doggy dizzles system (huh?)
~~
Far right,
Bezertaa
~~
~~~~~Human Forces

Human
Enemy
Weak humans are terminaed with eaea (a few slip-ups there Bungie)

Left says:
Kill

First frame of humans,
Kill

Regalbeagal
biggw

Ioq
(don't know what those three lines are... reagal beagal??)
Marine
Camoman

Paratrooper below MC

Second frame of humans says,
~~
Turret

Gun
~~
Battle

Rifle
~~
Shotgun

icall
~~
Sniper rifle
~~
Grenade

Launcher
(rocket launcher)
~~
SMG
~~
Magnum
(Pistol)
~~
Grenade
~~

Third frame:
Earth
~~
(Africa, starting point, probably New Mobasa)
This is what we came for (this might mean something)

(North/Central America excluding anything above the US)
Sell them our merchandise (lol)

(South America)
Viva the covenant attack (lol again)

(Europe without northernmost parts)
How many euros does halo cost (strong lol)

(Asia, also without northernmost parts)
Omg wtf no zerg rush (uhhhh... wha...?)

(Australia)
Teach the grunts to surf (laughing again)

Fourth frame of humans,
Warthog
~~
Warthogdamage
~~
Warthogdamage
~~
Scorpion
~~
Pelican
~~
Multa Space Station

~~~~~Prophet

(Left)
P

(Right)
X

(In prophet; middle)
W

Zoom in page 1 has pics but the rest is inaccessible

2:28 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

lord, sorry but thats all been done on the unfiction forum. they do everything first. theres no use competing. they will probably read this before you. there scary like that

3:30 PM  
Blogger CableGuy said...

If your playing as the Elite your HUD will be purple. Looks like pink but its light purple.
Oh and Halo 2 will be kick ass on Live!!
Can't wait to get my Limited Edition copy on Nov 9th.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Morpheus said...

Trinity: You told me never to get on the freeway. You said it was suicide.
Morpheus: Then let us hope that I was wrong.


Ha, Kaiser Sose-Usual Suspects. Still no post from Dana, no doubt all it'd be is short and angry anyway.

Them buggers look insane, I do believe I may go insane with the wait.

7:09 PM  
Blogger kevjuice said...

thats possible. because most of the videos ive seen have been master cheif. and theyve been blue. but i seen one video with a elite. and it was pink. but i saw another pink video but i didnt see if they were an elite or not. if someone has read anytyhing about this please post a link.

8:40 PM  

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