Tuesday, September 07, 2004

six degrees of

We're hurtling toward the Operator's target. Almost halfway, now, to 777 axons activated.

What happens when we hit her benchmark?

Melissa's roads don't run to China yet. But I want to hunt, too.


Took the train to Hangzhou this weekend. Unplugged.

Spent a couple of days being intoxicated by Xi Hu, the West Lake. "Heaven on Earth," they call it. It is a fabulous place, in the most literal sense of the word. Makes you feel like you're absolutely nowhere. That you've somehow figured out how to physically be somewhere that doesn't really exist.


Came back to the city yesterday with a plan. Okay, so I can't get to one of Melissa's ringing payphones myself. But there are lots of cold axons left, in harder-to-get-to places: Ketchikan, Alaska. Hazard, Kentucky. Ronan, Montana. Maybe I can help someone else get them.

Headed straight for the Internet café (where the FPS players now stop knocking off enemies long enough to say hello to me). I searched my gmail archives, in case anyone had ever written me to say wa.é ák.wé? from Ketchikan. No luck: zero messages containing the word Alaska. Similar searches for Hazard and Ronan... nothing.

Then, wracking my brain: Had I ever met anyone from near those coordinates? Had I ever met anyone who had ever met anyone from near those coordinates? I sent off a quick backpacking update to some friends back home. Closed with: "p.s. an odd favor: do you know anyone in Alaska who might be willing to answer a ringing payphone for me?" To a few relatives: "Shanghai's smashing, and by the way, do we have any extended family near Hazard, KY?" To an ex-boyfriend who used to spend his summers leading whitewater rafting trips in Bozeman: "Do you still keep in touch with anyone in Montana?"

Today: No response from the ex-boyfriend yet. (Well. Not surprised.) But a couple of curious replies from friends and fam. "Dana dear, why are you so interested in a payphone in Alaska?!?" And: "Are you serious? As in, the Dukes of Hazard? Why on earth do you ask?" ...

Oh, no special reason. Just that a massive portion of the U.S. payphone infrastructure has been commandeered by an artificial intelligence. Who is broadcasting messages from the future. Which may have a major impact on, oh, I don't know, the fate of humanity.

Anyway: As it turns out, I don't seem to have any friends of friends in Ketchikan, Hazard or Ronan. Time to extend the search by another degree: Do you?


Blogger Nafaustu said...

I'm in Michigan, what was the name of the website that has all the new Axon's organized? I'll see if I can help in this round.

11:35 AM  
Blogger AgentSeethroo said...

Nice. Thanks for checkin' in, Dana. Let's get this figured out!

11:37 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

You have a friend in South Carolina but there aren't any Axons there. And Dana if you read all of our comments (as you obviously must in order to know about Hazard and Alaska, etc.) and you must check out other web pages, why don't you comment more. You are our preverbal leader here and the more info you give us the better.

11:37 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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11:42 AM  
Blogger shaworth said...

wanted this under the new posts

email me if a Houston TX location comes up


11:46 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

Note the heading "six degrees of " the next word is seperation.

Curious that this new blog
is released just as Sarah, her friend pops up looking for her.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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11:49 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

You will have to do a little better job proving that you know Dana. Maybe by posting pictures of you and Dana??? That might be enough.. of course pictures can be manipulated... like web pages...

11:51 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

What with seperated and reflected, popping up - am i getting too suspicious, am i looking too hard.

Sorry Sarah, Dana i done mean to cause offense - its just the inevitable effect of a long day at work, after a nightof too little sleep. I'll be more tolerant, and less suspicious tomorrow.

"I noticed a quote that sounds suspiciously like an email I sent to you"

11:52 AM  
Blogger Tiak said...

Well, I wish luck to all of the other axon finders out there, and to you Dana... I'll be going out to get one in about 5 minutes... But a few of you may find driving directions to latitudes and longitudes helpful at http://www.randmcnally.com/ Their directions, as mentioned takes you pretty precisely to a latitude and longitude, might come in handy...

11:57 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

I'm suspicous myself.. particularly since I caught a mistake in Sarah's first comment (which she promtly removed when I posted it on her (Sarah's) Blog).
Also you pointed out all the inconsitancies in Sarah's Blog, which she then had an explaination for. If Sarah can provide proof however.. I will eat crow.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Ryllick said...

just in caes noone has noticed, we got new axons. just click the TRANSMITTING button. and we still dont have candidate yet...

12:01 PM  
Blogger Ryllick said...

just in caes noone has noticed, we got new axons. just click the TRANSMITTING button. and we still dont have candidate yet...

12:01 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Yeah grifter - the inconsistencies could be deliberate because she is part of the game, or because Sarah isnt?

the problem is its damned hard to tell. Maybe she could give us definitive evidence in some way. The problem is what do we know about Dana that Sarah wouldnt ?

The thing thatis most in Sarahs favouyr is the Danas blog was posted at the same time as Sarah was on-line.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Proof would be a picture of Dana and Sarah together. If they have been friends since high school then they should have pictures of some sort. As with kidnapping we need proof of life.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

That depends - are we trying to prove that Sarah is who she says she is, or trying to prove that she has some connection to the events surrounding I love bees.

two very different things

12:13 PM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

I would assume that by proving that Sarah is who she says she is, that would make her a part of the events. (I.E. part of the ARG)Thus an intergural part of the story and a resource that we need to use. P

Problem is that she's already shown too many inconsistances in my book. She has no credibility until she shows proof or Dana acknowledges her.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

fair points all.

What happens if she is just a slightly wonky cog in the ARG. If she makes afew mistakes (like danas mispelling of Extrodinary:), and we jump on her, could we end up shooting ourselves in the foot?


12:20 PM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Then we eat crow and appologize like crazy. Either wayn we could be doing everyone a service by proving she was or was not real or a part of the game

12:32 PM  
Blogger Damaged_Ataraxis said...

All I can say is bungie better have something nice cooked up for us while we await the most anticipated game ever, maybe they will give us free master chief baked cookies, or some chocolate grunts, i hope whatever it is, its good, some cortana pie, I dunno, im hungry, mmmm food

12:43 PM  
Blogger thebruce0 said...

How about this... Dana, is Sarah really a friend of yours? Maybe you could give us a little background on her, so we can tell whether or not to trust this person...

As for the 'site that has all the new axonss organized' as Nafaustu, it's http://www.thebruce.ca/ilovebees/TheAxonPlot.asp :) assuming that's the one he's referring to...

12:47 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

grifter - if u r still there - click on srah johansens picture - it says block images from mss.edu - which relates to mississippi university - i think. Not sure if this is significant?

Oh and i agree damaged, I could do with a large mug of hot needler right about now.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

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12:49 PM  
Blogger Cortex42 said...

Retirement is hot. And some "Seek the truth..." text is now over part of the axon page.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Good job.. why did Sarah use Rachel's Picture? On her blog it says the picture is not of Sarah.... Did she use Rachel's picture with permission? Is it outside of the ARG to contact Rachel? Will someone get in trouble if Rachel's picture was used without her permisson? Should we find out??? Things that make you go... HMMMM...

12:55 PM  
Blogger Damaged_Ataraxis said...

well, im mostly excited for some elite ice cream, wort wort wort!!!

12:56 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

I very much doubt that bungie would use another persons face on the picture, and make it that easy to trace - i lean towards spoof site now.

Too many little mistakes, and too easy to get information that im sure bungie wouldnt be indiscreet enough to use. Whoever the girl is - i hope she doesnt get a lot of crap because of this.

12:57 PM  
Blogger hurdleguy said...

Dana, I'd like to get intoxicated with you anytime....

Woot! Retirement is up! Great job!

1:00 PM  
Blogger TheStinger said...

WOW... Well we at www.forum.immersionunlimited.com don't have much to report except we are watching the show and are impressed! Come by and say sometime Dana.

1:10 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

A way of sussing out whether Sarah is genuine is by cheating maybe. Threaten loudly and repeatedly to try to contact Rachel - if Bungie is fair, and the site is a fake they'll close the "spoof" site down sharpish. If they do nothing about it - then we presume that Sarah and Rachel are a part of the ARG.

Sound sensible?

Damned if i know how we actually contact her (or even if we should)

1:21 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Hey all it's, uh, "Sarah"
Appologies all around to those who thought I was real, and bungie for messing with your game. Just wanted to prove how easy it is to get involved
(I recomend taking more than an hour doing this, as my trail of inconsitencies show)
I'm a player, just like you, and wanted to have some fun. (apologies to Rachel as well)
All comments posted by me will be deleted in two days.
My blog will be gone tomorow, unless you want me to use it as a moderator. (more than willing to do so)
Sorry again, and keep hunting.

1:38 PM  
Blogger The 88 Otaku said...

Well, my first post...
i dont know if this helps in that Sarah case, her email adress is SoccerGurl777@gmail.com. 777, like Margaret's adress...

1:41 PM  
Blogger Cortex42 said...

I'm not sure about this Sarah thing myself yet. I'm leaning towards it being a fake. However, I was able to find information on Rachel, who is currently enrolled at Mississippi State University. Her address, e-mail, and telephone are all listed. So she is a real student there. I'm not going to list the info here because I think that she might not be involved in this, and getting her flooded with e-mails and phone calls wouldn't be fair to her. I suggest that someone might contact either Bungie, or Blogger to say that somebody is using that girl's picture without permission.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Relax guys - i ..uh..blackmailed "sarah" into coming clean. It was a spoof.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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1:50 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

I've deleted my link to Rachel - and I think that "Sarah" has scrubbed the picture - all should be well in the world!

Now go Smarter! - good work on those last 2 wavs guys

2:04 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

wow i feel asleep for like a hour and so much has happend lol you guys worked "Sarah" over lol good job

2:48 PM  
Blogger here said...

hmmm found out something a little different today. i used neotracePro and traced www.ilovebees.com. if you do the something with Neotrace express or Pro (doesnt matter which) its kinda weird
4 or 5 or 6 starting nodes, with 2 or 3 ending nodes. i have never seen tht before. the last node was in San Antonia, Texas

(nodes are kinda like locations. )

3:02 PM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Good job. High five and all. Good working with you on the "Sarah" thing.

3:02 PM  
Blogger The 88 Otaku said...

Anyway... if this is a spoof, how did "Sarah" manage to use old post dates in her blog? I mean, is there a way to do that, or was she meant to be a part of the game as well and she've been posting there since the beginning of the ARG?

Wednesday, July 28, 2004 appears in the header of her post "July 28". I think Sarah is part of the story, but something went wrong and bungie is trying to cover everything. Maybe Rachel's photo wasnt suposed to be discovered. And i dont buy that excuse she gave in her blog to justify everything... but im just speculating!! :P

Correct me if im wrong.

3:15 PM  
Blogger SoReal0 said...

Hey, can anyone make another listing of the Axon's locations like with the last set of Axons? It was a hell of a lot easier to find mine then, but also, my computer is WAY too freakin slow to look 'em up on Mpaquest or anything..... so if anyone can find out if any of the coordinates are in Minnesota, and post up here, that would be great. Thanks in advance.

-A Minnesota-dweller who would like to participate in the greatest marketing campaign in the world

3:16 PM  
Blogger Om3ga said...

Can some one tell me what the website is that has all of the new Axons organized.

3:27 PM  
Blogger nonecryout said...




3:40 PM  
Blogger SoReal0 said...

Thanks for the help, nonecryout.... Thanks to you, i could tell where it was, and I am going to hit up the 45.553526 -094.240709 Waite Park, MN Axon when it rings at 17:01 PDT..... That is, if my mom gets home in time to give me a ride...... (lol)

Anyone want to meet me there? I'll be the dude in the black and red outfit, playing Golden Sun on GBA, waiting for the phone to ring...... lol.

Seeya when i get back!

((PS: Anyone know how to put in coordinates to search on Mapquest? It wouldnt work for me, i couldnt find where to put them in.....))

3:55 PM  
Blogger DavidHayter said...

short sweet and to the point...

Hell No! :)

4:10 PM  
Blogger Kageryu said...

Not sure if anyone has said this...but I MAY be able to get in touch with some peeps from Hazard, KY. If not then I could probably get in touch with a few friends and ride over there. Please update if someone has nailed that axon...wouldn't want to drive there for nothing.

4:15 PM  
Blogger brian.haloib said...

Come on coordinates for Jackson, MI...*rolls dice*

Seriously, there are more enthusiasts here than I could count in my lifetime!

5:14 PM  
Blogger rose said...

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5:45 PM  
Blogger nonecryout said...

To use MapQuest:
(I suggest the UK version, as its lat/long input allows for more decimal places)

> http://www.mapquest.co.uk
> scroll down to bottom
> click "Site Index"
> under "Street Maps", click "Latitude/Longitude"

you're better off going here first, though

5:54 PM  
Blogger frag em said...

good to see you are ok Honey.
"hang in there GirL" :-)
from DANA`s post.
Headed straight for the Internet café (where the FPS players now stop knocking off enemies long enough to say hello to me)
i wonder what FPS they were playing!!!!(?)
DANA did you get many Kills/CTF,i hope you KnocKed someone down > in a HoG :-)
surgeon_general wav.
Kamal getting it ON with sophia.
Kick him out Kamal "GET iT ON"...lol.:-)
retirement wav.
jan and ?,could it be aiden!!!
The GPS guys > "BEErines" have got a big Mission NOW!!,
5 axons needed!!!!
"GET TACTICAL BEErines" Lock N Load..Click..Click. :-)
we just got kiss wav

6:13 PM  
Blogger Doug said...


Please put a few coordinates near Rocky Mount, NC. I'm getting BORED over here. I would go to Raleigh/ Durham/ Charlotte, but I'm 15 so I CAN'T DRIVE. Just so you know you have an operative over here.

6:31 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

WUUUUU KAMAL GOT A KISS FROM SOPHIA YEA KAMAL KAMAL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha aidens gonna kill him lol

6:32 PM  
Blogger sheaperd said...

what happens if we miss a phone or does it ring eery day?

6:33 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

canidates wav file is up guys good job vagas

6:35 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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6:40 PM  
Blogger hurdleguy said...

Yeah that's my boy, Kamal!!

He's gonna get it on with Sophia

6:48 PM  
Blogger nonecryout said...

I wonder if there is a certain signifigance to these particular coordinates that were hidden in the latest killer.jpg. Maybe the Sleeping Princess thought these were special and should be brought to our attention?

11:43 44.959266 -124.012375
11:45 45.783776 -108.501980
11:47 40.752010 -073.981868
11:49 43.569230 -116.214455
11:51 38.567032 -090.420820
11:53 30.189576 -092.063092
11:55 40.726823 -089.612935
11:57 40.457483 -079.941521
11:59 33.781590 -117.891660
12:01 29.933361 -090.116735
12:03 46.289494 -096.111854
12:05 47.659722 -122.312916
12:07 38.891883 -077.032200
12:09 30.274933 -097.741183
12:11 38.767632 -077.484303
12:13 38.558276 -090.377678
12:15 42.507205 -083.007101
12:17 39.055633 -095.670015
12:19 37.791339 -122.399072
12:21 47.624722 -122.354750
12:23 29.464842 -098.464276
12:25 30.266182 -097.743526
12:27 37.789802 -122.401015
12:29 44.070546 -123.106326

7:09 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

Ooooh Kamal and Sophie sittin' in a tree.
...hmm the more I hang out here the more I start to sound like the sleeping princess wierd.

Also nice job to whoever finally got the candidate axon heated up. Interesting wav file.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

Some one mentioned that the next word of the title of Dana's post was "separation", however it could also be "Kevin Bacon". And in the future they probably don't have bacon because they have to eat pigeon. I've got it, this whole thing is to get us to figure out that Kevin Bacon will play Master Chief in a Halo movie!!
... I...uh... I suck at this whole theorizing thing.

8:45 PM  
Blogger ohmyblazes said...

If anything comes up in Tennessee let me know.


8:47 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

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8:57 PM  
Blogger ccs27 said...

I'm pretty sure this hasn't been mentioned yet, so:

Error 404 - Not Found

The server has not found anything matching the Request-URI.

We apologize for the inconvenience but our system encountered an error while processing your request.

Wandering_Angela is the winner! You can thank her for the chance to spy on the Queen's secret roads this week. Just for fun, I have played a little game myself with what you will find...

Here are the questions you can vote for this time.

Avery: Have you ever had to tell a lie? Why? Did anything bad happen because of it?

MasterKirk: Do you have a job? What are you doing when you aren’t interacting with us humans?

Crashless: It must be difficult with someone like Flea constantly groping you. It seems like you and he have become friends of sorts, is that accurate? I worry that he's not telling you why he's trying so hard to get the Queen to build roads for him. Why would he want to do such a thing?

Kathleen W: Are you reflected?

Shad0: Tell us about the glass coffin in the dungeon. What is it like? Can you see anything from there? How did the Queen get you into it, and why? Even more interesting, how did you ever get out of it?

Mike P: Why are you sleeping? Do you always talk so much in your sleep? What name do you go by when you’re awake?

Naptikon: How can we spy on the Queen/Pious flea? Is there a way we can distract them or in some way help you? Who opened the glass coffin?

Here is Angela's question:

We've been wondering about your relationship with the Queen. Are you her daughter? Or are you a visiting Princess from another kingdom? Do you have a name other than Princess?

The Queen wants to smother me. The Queen wants to lock me up. And I am not her daughter. I'm a lot older than I look, Angela. That's not something I remember, that's something I just know. I'm older than the Flea and I'm older than the Queen and it was bad day for them when the coffin cracked and I got out because I'm never going back there again. I'm a survivor I play to win and I will die before I go back again.

I had another name once, but I lost it.

I am a little sad today.

But that's okay. I'm tough. I've got Pluck.


I think I'm going to tell a story now so I get in a happier place, and because Paul asked last time, and I said I would.

This is not a game. I like games, but this is just the first chapter of a story I'm making up, now. I'll make up some more next time.

Perdita's Story

Chapter 1: The Circus

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Perdita, who lived with her father, her mother, and her brother in a little cottage in a big city. Her father was only a humble tin-cutter, and her mother's fingers were stained with rust from working in a ball-bearing factory, but Perdita was famous for miles around because of her extraordinary beauty. She was not a bad girl, but she was very vain, and spent hours every day preening in front of her mirror.

One day, the Circus came to town. The father decided to take the whole family there, even though they didn't have very much money. So off they went to see the Glass-Eater and the Broken Lady and the Electric Weasels for which this particular circus was known.

After the Glass Eater had spat out his last bottle of the afternoon, but before the Weasels were due to arrive in their famous Luminous Barouche, Perdita saw a balloon salesman selling beautiful bouquets of balloons. The balloons came in extraordinary colors—firelight-on-steel was one, the green of a heaving sea another. Perdita was fondest of the red ones: cheerful balls of bright blood red with long strings that bounced and tugged up against your hand exactly like hope.

As soon as Perdita saw them, she knew she had to have some.

She begged and she wheedled until her family came over, but the balloons were very expensive. Finally her brother said he would use his allowance to buy her some, and the jolly salesman (whose face was as round and red as one of his balloons) said she could have a whole bouquet on account of she was so beautiful, and she could choose exactly whichever ones she wanted.

So Perdita began choosing her most favorite red balloons. But she was so vain, and so particular, and so slow about it, that finally her father said the rest of the family was going to see more of the Circus. Perdita was to follow the balloon salesman on his rounds. When it was time to go, the family would look for the red balloons and come and get her.

But by the time she finished making her choices, she realized that the salesman had traveled far, far away from the fairgrounds. Clutching her bouquet of balloons, Perdita ran and ran all the way back to the Circus, but when she got there the grounds were empty and the gates were shut.

She was alone.

How silly I have been! she said to herself, blinking back her tears. I took so long picking out my balloons my family got tired of me and left! And now I don't know where the balloon man is either! And thinking this, she sat down at the circus gate and cried a little cry.

As the sun went down, she saw that the circus was not in the very nicest part of town, and she felt sure it would be a bad idea to spend the night there. She could just hear the crunch-crunch of the Glass Eater having dinner, and it gave her the shivers.

Besides being very beautiful and rather vain, Perdita was a brave and resourceful girl. She decided she would find her own way home, even though she wasn't quite sure how to get back to the humble tin-cutter's cottage.

But Perdita thought, what if my father or my mother or my brother comes to look for me? I know: I will leave a trail of red balloons so when they come back here, they can follow me. I will start walking, walking, walking for home, and every few blocks I will tie a red balloon to something I pass, so they can see where I have gone.

And this she did.

That's all for now. Next time, Chapter Two: The Clockwork Rat! In the meantime….

Plans for construction
—roads not built yet but coming—
I stole them for you!


Once upon a time...

Yep, that's a new Error404 page. I'm not sure if the bottom is going to be updated where it says "Plans for construction
—roads not built yet but coming—
I stole them for you!", but we can hope.

9:23 PM  
Blogger ccs27 said...

Also, I doubt this means anything, but the text that is embedded in the killer.jpg pics are the coordinates and times found on the Fable page.

9:30 PM  
Blogger John Spartan 117 said...

Alas, still no Rhode Island. I could so easily get a North Eastern Rhode Island Axon.

9:38 PM  
Blogger HawkEye said...

Brian, You're in jackson, Mi? Heh I grew up in Michigan Center. Wouldn't be surprised if I know you, or if you knew one of my many halofanatic friends up there

10:02 PM  
Blogger Wainamoinen said...

I'm going to get the Sandy, UT Axon tomorow @ 10:15 PDT.

The answers are now: the Apacalypso and/or the password right? Any others that someones heard?


Dana's heading: "Six Degrees of"

Six degrees of what?

peace out-

10:16 PM  
Blogger DreamOfTheRood said...

Sarah's blog has been taken down.

10:37 PM  
Blogger Tairo said...

As an Alaskan, I'm currently getting as many people as I can to help. I have a friend who has friends in Ketchikan. If she can convince them to get to the Axon, we're all one step closer.

11:08 PM  
Blogger ROYALJELLY said...


I went to one of the new axons today and was asked by the operator "WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR SHIP?". Is that the question everyone else is being asked? Does anyone know what the answer is? Is it found in the wav.files somewhere.


I have another axon at 6:13am and I need to know this info.

12:16 AM  
Blogger HitsHerMark said...

What does this have to do with Keven Bacon?

I don't think he lives anywhere near Hazard County...


12:21 AM  
Blogger ROYALJELLY said...

Thanks to myself. I found the answer I needed in another chat room, forum, thingy. The answer to my question in case you had it too is as follows:

New Instructions (Sept 07)
Melissa asks: “What ship am I assigned to?”
You should answer: “Apocalypso”

12:21 AM  
Blogger Arisa said...

I'd love to be of more help, but even though I'm in a college town (Carbondale, IL) full of people--and payphones--there are no axons in my area. Hell, there are no axons within five hours of me, or my friends.

However, I'll try to reach out to folks I know online, and see what I can do about convincing them to help out. Good luck to everyone else who can hit the phones!

12:29 AM  
Blogger Caelum Militis said...

I was born and raised in Ketchikan. I'm currently in Juneau, though! Blast it! If someone can get me some useable info (mapquest style) on where the Ketchikan axon is, I can see if I can find anyone who's still around Ketchikan to do a favor for me. They'll think I'm crazy, but... It's worth it. Drop me details at caelum.militis AT gmail DOT com

I've been keeping up only as an outside observer, or I'd have been on top of this already.

12:43 AM  
Blogger Reign said...

I have yet to see anyone mention this so I deemed it worth posting: The total number of axons spanning fable, hivekuts, links, and recipe3 is 900 which is 123 over the 777 quota. However, if you only count the number of axons required to activate each file the number falls drastically to 324 (Just 19 shy of 343, that damn Guilty-Spark). I am not quite sure if this means anything or helps at all, but I have not seen any talk of this so I decided to mention it in case it was pertinent in some way.

3:01 AM  
Blogger diezel0ne said...

Has anyone read the new story on www.ilovebees.com/lookingglass.com

6:52 AM  
Blogger diezel0ne said...

Has anyone started working on the new 404 page
new answer and new questions

7:14 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

The recipe3 wavs are up - seems like 2 fairly senior guys discussing Jan as a potential Candidate. A candidate for what? This is obviously linked but not directly related to the apocalypso crash.

9:11 AM  
Blogger ICON32181 said...

Uhh...it is just me, or have there been no post for the last 12 hrs or so?

Perhaps my computer is just having bee-overload?

- The ICON

9:33 AM  
Blogger george mouse said...

I grow increasingly suspicious that 90% of this blog is populated by those of you hosting this ARG.

This began with such wonder. It really seems to be nothing but wav files spread out over 2 months until the halo 2 release - again I grow suspicious - that there nothing will come of this whatsoever. Like a ceral box comic.

Which is all fine and dandy MINUS the endless engine hours driving to payphones to hear the wav files.

It's like Teen Halo. In the end, Jersey gets a date with Jan.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

Ok, my friend and i were torn between two payphones in the general area, and of course, his phone was the one that rang. The thing is though, he doesn't really know anything about this site, i just told him to say operator if it rang. Now I got back and the axon isn't hot. Is there something else you need to do to fire it? I need some help to fire the 10:33 ground_light axon.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

Apocalypso, huh? Ok, well now i know.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Tugsy said...

Jesus, ive been getting broadband installed in my home for the past week and a half..... cant believe how much ive missed, that's well harsh the amount of axons that have been added first needing 3 to complete and now 5 but it looks like you lot are coping alright with the majority of the list already near completion.
Well played everyone who is puting the effort and getting those phones; from England.

Also I noticed the other day that www.Ilovebees.Tk has been registered to the Ilovebees as well.
Bungie always the oportunist's......

I still think so how this will all tie in with 343Guilty Spark, why would they bother with the cutscene of it escaping at the end of Halo if he wasnt going to return, if not somehow tied in with this definately makin an apearence in the game.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Fearing said...

Maybe all this is to let fans know that Kevin Bacon will star in a Dukes of Hazard movie. He could be Bo, and I could be Luke, and Master Chief could be Uncle Jesse.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Fearing said...

From some of the new wav files it seems that Kamal may be Jan's sister or something. Either that or his sister just happens to have similar skills.
Anyone got any theories on something Jan's dad said just to her just before he torched the police station about if they get in trouble people they don't even know could die? Other families of other members of James' DMOB group maybe?

11:57 AM  
Blogger ROYALJELLY said...

Hello everyone:

Okay, I got up early to and got the Tolleson Arizona axon hot at 6:13PDT. I then came home and have been working on getting the Ketchikan Alaska axon hot. I like challenges. I have contacted several game stores, blockbusters and newspaper and radiostations in the area to let them in on our little game. I found that the payphone is in front of Talbot's Building Supply 1101 S. Tongass Ave. in Ketchikan and have passed that on to the citizens of Ketchikan along with the important details they will need to get that axon hot. Let's see how they do. I have informed them.

Hello again:

Just an update on getting the axon in Katchikan Alaska hot. I found the number for the closest Bolckbuster video store to the pay phone. I called and asked if anyone there was familiar with the XBOX game HALO. The manager said that only one of her employees new anything about video games. She said that's all he does. He doesn't work again though until Friday night. I think if we contact this guy he might be able to get that axon hot. Let's all call him and make him see how important it is. The nubmer to the store is 1-907-225-3613. Again let's call him this friday night and inform.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Cortex42 said...

I think Jan may be Kamal's younger sister. He says that his sister was the strongest, fastest, and the smartest. That she was "unstoppable", but she died when she was young. What if she didn't die, but was taken away by the person pretending to be Jan's dad in the audio clips. The family could have been in on it. Kamal says she died of a genetic disorder. Perhaps she was genetically engineered at a young age. This seems to be how Jan was made to be so great.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

I think the coordinates in the source code of the error 404 killer.jpg are an advance look at the upcoming axons that are upcoming from the time the sleeping princess "posts" on that page. That would explain what she means by an advance peek at the roads that are under construction! So we can map out our plans to answer the phones before they start ringing. With 5 per wav file we could always use the extra help.

Ever feel like your stuck in MST3K getting sent movie clips to add your own ideas to?

"Keep in mind we can't control where the sound files begin or end. Lalala. We used the part from that machine to build our robot friends!"
Well, except for the robot friends part. I guess we do have the sleeping princess though.

Man I should really get some sleep.

12:08 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

thats exactly what i was thinking

1:00 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Sounds plausible to me. Would explain why "durga" is interested in kamal.

hope we can get a few more axons up tonight

1:05 PM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

After listening to tweaked up, it sounds like jan's mom has special abilities too. Also, she mentions the manual her dad was reading was for part time or reserve marines, or something like that. That leads me to believe James wasn't active when he, for lack of a better word, acquired Jan. I don't know if that's significant at all, but it seems he'd be more likely to swing by Coral and save a young girl from genetic testing if he weren't in the middle of a war.

Just a thought.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Ermac said...

Alright, folks & bees, It's Theory Time.

X) Okay for those of you who have listened to 'unstoppable' & 'very lucky' don't think of Jan as Kamal's sister... way off. Kamal is the brother of one of the original Spartans.

a) His sister died prematurely of genetice defect. (Same as flash cloned replacements)

b) His sister was extremely coordinated. (As were all of the 150 subjects that Halsey was studying)

We know have more grounds for these stories to be tied to Halo.

Known Female Spartans: Kelly, Linda, Grace, Vinh, and Rene

Kelly ( MIA )
Linda (Gettysburg at the end of First Strike)
Grace ( KIA: Unyielding Heirophant )
Vinh (KIA: Planet Reach Underground )
Rene ('Washed out': Spartan Augmentation procedure. Supposedly working for ONI )

Someone please refresh my memory if I missed any other female Spartans.

1:27 PM  
Blogger higher99 said...

Rant start:

Man where are all the puzzles gone?Appart from the odd riddle. Its just boring going after axon after axon just to hear more of the story story.

It was fun at first but is just tedious now especialy if you live outside the usa.Come on theres more people in this world than just Americans so why no axons anywhere in Europe?
Come on people atleast put a few puzzles back into the game for the rest of the world ,There are quite a few of us after all!

Rant over, you may continue :)

1:42 PM  
Blogger rockstoneballs said...

here guys, these are co-ordinates buried inside the code of the killer.jpg. just open it in notepad.

16:57 34.075197 -118.438627
16:59 36.006917 -078.921950
17:01 45.553526 -094.240709
17:03 38.902718 -077.061362
17:05 37.789109 -122.401897
17:07 42.432730 -083.433119
17:09 32.690600 -117.245000
17:11 47.680946 -122.125330
17:13 47.619909 -122.320938
17:15 36.114761 -115.172868
17:17 33.017366 -096.770967
17:21 34.073880 -118.441690
17:23 34.075590 -118.439370
17:25 34.129445 -118.314530
17:27 36.114761 -115.172868
17:29 45.526083 -122.698358
17:31 34.072020 -118.439920
17:33 34.072100 -118.439910
17:35 34.070540 -118.443900
17:37 34.070130 -118.443040
17:39 34.073880 -118.441690
17:41 37.440343 -122.163291
17:45 47.623333 -122.311111
17:47 35.618420 -105.225043
17:49 48.795015 -122.493547
17:51 36.964052 -122.020054
17:53 37.957415 -122.507376
17:55 47.688115 -114.122653
17:57 45.198595 -093.549977
17:59 34.002607 -118.484099
18:01 45.453202 -122.579611
18:03 29.447345 -098.475262

1:58 PM  
Blogger Wire-dj said...

okay now listen up. I mean read up, Kamal is not Jan's sister. I can prove this. Jersey is currently listening to Kamal and sophie through Durga. But in the first set of axons Jersey asks Durga about Jan the girl who LIVES on the fourth floor. Jersey even said that James James is a real person. So if Kamal's sister is dead and Jersey is listening to him talk about his dead sister then Jan can not be Kamal's dead sister. Nice try though guys keep thinking and I am sure everyone will get to the truth

2:04 PM  
Blogger Wire-dj said...

hey is it me or do those coordinates look familiar????

2:09 PM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

I was going to make a statement about how people should read what others have already posted before blinding reposting information... but it wouldn't do any good...

(Oh the irony of this comment)

If you had done as suggested above you could have read that Jan COULD be Kamal's sister, if Jan was "stolen" by the Spartan Program and replaced with a flash clone...thus the flash clone died while Jan was taken away.

2:41 PM  
Blogger brian.haloib said...

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3:38 PM  
Blogger StarCreator said...

A friend of mine in New Mexico connected a few axons there this morning. He says he'll go back and do some more tomorrow if they're not done already.

I myself don't have the luxury of having any axons within my usual daily stops, so I'll keep on tracking from home.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Wainamoinen said...

Just got the Sandy, Ut Axon today. What fun... I'm loving this.

It sounded like there were two voices (simaltaness). Melissa probably still has voice problems. One sounded just like Durga (I'm convinsed Durga=Melissa) and the other sounded young like what I immagine the Seeping Princess to sound like. maybe not, but I thought I'd throw it out in the open.

At the end, she said something that I thought ment I had "messed up". I can't remember excactly. Something like: your_____has been Damaged... I love bees, I love bees on and on...
I thought that ment I screwed up. Thank goodness I was wrong because it was quit an ordeal to get there. Well worth it though... :)

peace out-

4:03 PM  
Blogger GeneralIcicle said...

Alright you guys keep lighting up Axons. I've downloaded all Axons and I'm putting them all together in order into one movie file so when the Axons stop we can hear them in an organized fashion.

I've got all the original .wav files in order now. Now you all need to get those Axons hot.

(sorry I can't help...school...no transportation...blah)

I hope my help in organizing the .wav files will help in some way!

If anyone wants any conversation to listen to just email me up (I do not want any spammers. Or I will be forced to spam you in the most cruel way. You've been warned.) at iluvfonics@yahoo.com.

4:21 PM  
Blogger Damaged_Ataraxis said...

Hey icecicle, hit me up on my email, Damaged_Ataraxis@yahoo.com id like to get them all in order on a wav file or what not, keep in touch, id like to burn it to a cd and let my friends have copies, they are into this whole bees thing too, peace out man,

4:30 PM  
Blogger podo said...

Hey Dana, thanks for checkin in again. Still no axons in a 100 mile radius of me though :( Try not to worry about it so much, from the point you are at right now, theres nothing you can do to affect it much, so dont worry, be happy. Enjoy the rest of your time in China and bring back LOTS of pictures ;)

4:56 PM  
Blogger Crash406 said...



right hand side see what the flea has written;

!invntry primary sector proc
proc invntry 343
working 0
dmg 38
dmg unk 2
broken 102
abs 201
!invntry primary sector mem
mem invntry 678223072849
clear 0.0007
dmg 0.0014
frgm 1.41
abs 98.5879

does anyone else see 343 in there????????? is it trying to read the primary sector for 343???

4:59 PM  
Blogger Crash406 said...

would it be to far fected to say that the flea could possibly be 343 G.S. almost like a visus in the operators system?

5:01 PM  
Blogger Ryllick said...

not sure if this has been mentioned yet:

Kamal's younger sister sounds an AWFUL lot like Jan... the ages are about right, too. maybe when she got seperated(im think Kamal mentions he got seperated from his sister) her dad took her? this could explain why he changed his name... maybe his sister was part of the same program/experiment/thing that jan's storyline hints that she was part of. maybe some of this has to do with why durga is so interested in kamal some how... im thinking out loud now, tell me what you think.

5:09 PM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Kamal's Sister was most definitely kidnapped and replacede with a flash clone. In Never right again you hear Kamal saying that his sister was going on and on about "bad guys or buglars outside our house." "After that night she was never right again."

5:12 PM  
Blogger dark02paladin said...

I don't know if anyone has said this before but if you go here http://www.ilovebees.com/changeling-child.wav and record it and play it backwards there is one part in it where a women says connection.

Sorry if this has already been posted.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Lord_Marquis said...

Dagnabbit, i'm stuck on the wrong side of the bay to make contact with ANY of these axons... I really wish i had my car here on campus, then i could drive to DC or Baltimore, or for that matter to Glen Burnie... it's really not fair that none of the contacts are coming in in eastern maryland...

5:30 PM  
Blogger HMNSHLD said...

343 will be in Halo 2 i think. check out the halo 2 outtakes on bungie.com. he's on earth helping the wounded

6:09 PM  
Blogger KiNeSiS said...

I'am pretty sure no one has said this yet but on
At the Bottom of the page there is a message that says

The voices are of unknown origin
New voices are intercepted weekly.
I will continue my analysis and attempt to influence the source.

What could it be trying to influence and what is the source?

Only 2 More months untill the GREATEST GAME EVER!!!!!

6:10 PM  
Blogger groupthinkalone said...

hey guys i think this is being done by bungie. I mean the covenant. They were the bad guys from the first game. And apparently they are going to attack earth now. So i think this site has something to do with Halo 2. Yipee! im a Genious.

6:19 PM  
Blogger LosNose said...

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6:56 PM  
Blogger LosNose said...

I'm sorry Ermac,
I have to disagree with you on this one,

There is no valid reason why Jan couldn't be Kamal's sister. It is possible, even probable that this second SPARTAN II project could have been run in the same way as the first, so therefore, your points about the flash clones and the coordination are meaningless.

I'm not saying that Jan is definately Kamal's sister but there are quite a few coincidences.

1) The ages are dead on, Kamal and his sister are 4 years apart. Jan is 19 and Kamal is in med-school (possibly 23)

2) There is no way that she is an original spartan because Kamal is way to young. Unless of coarse this story takes place before way before reach which is impossible if we are assuming that James James is an original spartan. In the books we learn that Master Chief is around 40-50 years old. (i was to lazy to find out his exact age but you can figure it out buy the dates, duh) If your theory were true Kamal would have to be around 50.

3) It is also a coincidence that we are hearing about both Jan and Kamal. So, even if Jan isn't Kamal's sister, whoever is working on this at bungie whants us to seriousely consider it.

6:57 PM  
Blogger WayRad said...

Whats the deal with the recipe3 .wavs? Are they playing backwards or some shit? I do mean the 2 new ones "key lime" and "canidate". Been drinking for a couple of days and probably just missed it.

6:59 PM  
Blogger frag em said...

six degrees of seperation.
We are all seperated > by only six ppl!
you know someone > who knows someome > who knows someone > and so on!! i think!! something like that anyway :-)
anything to do with DANA or the story/wav files YOU tell ME!!
kiss wav.
Kamal and sophia,i knew they would.
i said it in one of my posts in Eavesdropping .:-)
tweaked_up wav.
most of you guys will be saying
she`s a SPARTAN wont you!!i dont think so.
she wants to use her "TwEaKs" though!!!!
unstoppable wav.
Kamal/sophia getting on very well,
good cos aiden is a creep.
i knew you guys would think his sister could be Jan/kelly/CLONE,they mite be Time will tell guys :-)
kiss wav.
he`s/aidens not with some "girl/sophia" cos of you/Kamal!*KISS* ....GO kamal. :-)
i hope its a happy ending with Kamal/sophia.....lol
So where is the creep "aiden" though!
kiss_them wav.
Jan can play Kick Ass pool...:-) "hustler"
smarter wav.
durga would make a good house wife :-)
i hope Cooking is the only thing that durga is doing for jersey,you know what am saying guys..CYBER...lol
something_i_carry wav.
his sister was age SIX,now you GUYS are really SCREAMING she is jan/KELLY/CLONE!
because of is sister he wants to be a doctor!
Kamal is a Good guy!!!
i`m getting right into this story now!

Good Work GPS guys.

"GET TACTICAL BEErines" "Lock N Load..click..click."
"GIVE eM HELL" Go Go Go".

7:28 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

LosNose, wether or not Jan is or isn't Kamal's sister, doesn't make ermac's theory about flash clone meaningless. Even if it was Jan and they took her to do spartan stuff or something else, they actually probably would have replaced her with a flash clone. It would explain what Kamal said about his sister scared of people outside and then she was never the same after that and died shortly there after.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

And hey whoever decoded the gps points in the killer.jpg
I think what's there now are the ones we're using, but when the sleeping princess updates the error 404 page later this week I'm guessing the new gps points for the axons that will come up next tuesday will probably be there. As I said before that's probably what she meant by giving us a peak at some of the queen's roads that are under construction. The don't ring until tuesday, but she's helping us plan in advance, so when the number of axons needed to go hot increases AGAIN we have a little head start in finding time to get to them so we don't get screwed and miss a sound file only to have it archived and never accessible. There's a sucky thought.

7:38 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

losnos your wrong hahahaha your theory is flawed jans 17 not 19 she says her age during the pqi if ya dont beleave me

7:49 PM  
Blogger brights said...

Has any one every thought that maybe James James is actually CPO Mendez. Jan could be part of the SPARTAN III program (MasterChief is part of the Spartan II program, the original spartans were spartan I!) What if spartan III's had to go into hiding, CPO Mendez stuck with Jan because she was the best of the best? we haven't ever heard Mendez before anyways, so there's no reason why he couldn't be.

8:02 PM  
Blogger LosNose said...


maybe meaningless is the wrong word. I agree with the theory that they used flash clones, what i meant was that point wasn't applicable towards his argument. He was using it in thinking that only the first Spartans were kidnapped that way, when there is no telling that this is so.


thank you for pointing out my mistake, i am indeed wrong, however it is still very likely that Kamal can be 21 and in med school. We have no idea how the school systems work in the "future".

8:10 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

curse you losnose for being such a nice guy!!!! lol didnt mean to sound harsh when i pointed it out lol i just got excited your right and i dont disagree with the kamal/jan theory

8:21 PM  
Blogger nonecryout said...

"Just for fun, I have played a little game myself with what you will find...
Plans for construction
—roads not built yet but coming—
I stole them for you!"

Could this be referring to the bunches of axon coords and times hidden in the newest batch of killer.jpg files? Perhaps The SP is giving us a heads-up on the next axon locations.

8:44 PM  
Blogger Ermac said...

Alright, people, here's the deal we've had a lot of banter about this in the IRC channel, if Kamal's sister was an original spartan Kamal would have been 10 in 2517.... add 12 years so he's 22 in med school that means the year these clips are happening is about 2530, Therefore these could very well be prequel Halo stories. Also Jan is 17 not 19, If she were 17 Kamal would only be 21 to be her brother at the time of these clips w/ Sophie.

All of the stuff w/ Kamal's sister matches what Halsey did to the Spartan's at age six, that is the most evidence we have had so far for any connection to the Halo universe.

8:44 PM  
Blogger Ermac said...

And oh by the way, the Spartan-II's / Master Chief are either 31 years old or 41 years old.... There is a serious discrepancy in the book. According to the dates they are 41, but according to the text they are 31. Keyes/John would say stuff like 25 years when they were brought to Reach, etc. The Author or Bungie screwed up somewhere.

8:49 PM  
Blogger nonecryout said...

A list of the links on the left side of the Fun Stuff Page:

Amazing facts! <---------First Set of Axons
Hive-Ku <----------------Second Set
The Fable of the Bee <---Current Set
The Myth of Comatas <----Fourth Set???
Recipe 1
Recipe 2
Recipe 4
...and so on...

I'm guessing we only have 1 large set of axons (Comatas) left after the current one (Fable), which means that we're over halfway through as far as the large sets go.

"Reign said...
...The total number of axons spanning fable, hivekuts, links, and recipe3 is 900 which is 123 over the 777 quota. However, if you only count the number of axons required to activate each file the number falls drastically to 324..."

It seems to me that its entirely possible that even when all the axon coordinates are revealed, if we only got the necessary ammount to get the sound files, then we still might not reach 777. So even if a sound file has been unlocked, if there are axons near you, get them. Each one brings us closer to our goal.

Props to the Black Forge for getting these coordinates organized AGAIN.


8:57 PM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

I found this while searching ilovebees:


MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY nd in about half an Hour the Boat was overset by a sudden Flurry from the North. What became of my Companions in the Boat, as well as of those who escaped on the Rock, or were left in the Vessel, I cannot tell; but conclude they were all lost.

lay down on the Grass, which was very short and soft, where I slept sounder than ever I remember to have done in my Life, and, as I reckoned, above Nine Hours; for when I awakened, it was just Day-light. I attempted to rise, but was not able to stir: For as I happen'd to lye on my Back, I found my Arms and Legs were strongly fastened on each Side to the Ground; and my Hair, which was long and thick, tied down in the same Manner. I likewise felt several slender Ligatures across my Body, from my Armpits to my Thighs.

Doesn't that sound like Gulliver's travels? There were other bits that sounded like literary works, but this was the only one that sounded familiar. If anyone thinks it does sound like Gulliver, let me know so i don't conclude that i am just crazy.

8:57 PM  
Blogger Bob_13_13 said...

hello all. I posted last week a list of axons that was a combination of almost everyone list's and I just wanna apologize for not responding quick enough to form the BIG list before these axons went up. I feel bad for not succeding so I will comit sepuku to regain my honor. thank you for the additional axon points last week though grifter. well... good luck and I'll continue to attempt to get to some axons (and in many cases F'up and miss em. :-( )

10:28 PM  
Blogger frag em said...

Can someone please tell me why these wav files carn`t be parts from a movie/anime/cg.

10:36 PM  
Blogger ROYALJELLY said...

Hey everyone:

We've been able to get two of the three axons hot here in Phoenix again. The third (15:37PDT) just can't be figured out. The address of 3131 E. Indian School road matches the phone address on payphone.org and the gps coordinates as well. There are two phones at this address setting side by side. I called both and made sure that the ringers work and they do. They never ring though. These coords have been on every axon list so far and have never been hot. Any suggestions?

Also I've been wondering if anything has been said about the latest ILB blog titled SIX DEGREES OF. Remember that previously one letter was missing from Extraordinary? What if the same is the case here? What if it is really SIX DEGREES OFF? In the blog Dana talks about finding these cold axons and says its time to extend the search another degree. If you add another Degree to SIX DEGREES OFF you would be SEVEN DEGREES OFF. The lucky seven again. What if some of these cold and never connected repeating on the list axons are SEVEN DEGREES OFF from the location we think they are?

Any thoughts?

10:42 PM  
Blogger Neo said...

Here's a message from the future.

When we get all 777 axons, we get something sent to our email!


10:44 PM  
Blogger wil said...

i cant believe this
an axon in hazard ky?
my grandpanrents live there and i visit all the time
im from ky, but live in fl now, so i dont think im of much use, but man what that could've been

11:21 PM  
Blogger Linker said...

Hey guys, I'm new to this but i think me and my friends get the idea of things, since were based in arkansas were going to try to grab "accessorize 11:09 PDT 35.3519 -94.348709" might take a week or so but were gonna try, drop me a line at spanishmonk3y@hotmail.com if you have any tips for the general answering of the phone procedure. Lets hurry and hit the benchmark!

11:36 PM  
Blogger Linker said...

Sorry for the double post but we were discussing the possibility of driving out to oklahoma also since salisaw isn't very far from fortsmith where the above mentioned axon is located nearby "my_family 09:55 PDT 35.45904 -94.790365 and curious_girl 10:39 PDT 35.45314 -94.806436 " were pretty hopefully both these are active since it is a 2 or 3 hour drive there :) we'll let you know.

11:59 PM  
Blogger wil said...

i cant believe this, my grandparents last name, begley, are the ones who came up with the name of the street right next to the axon in hazard, if you look on the map of hazard on mapquest from the list of all the axon sites: http://www.theblackforge.net/fable-coords.html
it's begley ct!!
man, ugh i could totally go

12:14 AM  
Blogger Sharrock said...


12:27 AM  
Blogger frag em said...

exclusive_license wav.
durga said she ran a > "secondary RING" < HALO 2 :-)
i know it dont mean anything,its just the things you wana hear though aint it!!! :-)
i think the wav files we have are from a movie of some sort!,why not make a movie for the build up to NOV 9th.
and the files we have,and still getting are a TASTE/parts of the movie,lets say all these AXONS get done 7 days till NOV 9th or close to it,then the ilovebees site changes into lets say bungie.net or HALO HQ,and we get to download the ? FULL movie!!!
Not sure about the site change thing,would be cool tho.
The movie download thing sounds ok to me!!!
if am wrong guys SHOOT Me,TAKE the safety OFF dumb Ass.
Fire away i got my MjOLNIR on. :-)

1:43 AM  
Blogger TrueAmer3 said...


This has some info on possible convos from the future?

Also could it not be Six degrees of Seven?
Or, Six degrees of Three?

2:33 AM  
Blogger maddog said...

Six Degrees of 'Seperation': Take Seperation...take out the vowels....sprtn...SPARTAN!!!

Remeber, HALO was viewed as a religious symbol...I think we are dealing with a Holy War on Earth...

8:20 AM  
Blogger Guard1an said...

ground_light is up. It sounds like it goes right before or after kiss.

11:19 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

Ground_light goes after kiss.

I know some people have been saying that the wav files could not be from a CG or animated film because of the "unprofessional voice talent" used and the way that the clips are set up to "tell" a picture of what is going on. However I think it could be possible to have video associated with these files, for no other reason than the amount of detail to the sound. The way the sound moves in the clips helps add to their realism and could compliment CG or animated footage very well. For a better understanding of what I am saying, listen to Ground_light with digital stero or with good headphones.

11:48 AM  
Blogger frag em said...

would_that_help wav.
OMG durga is freaking me out,Kill ppl Now!
durga has gone NUTz man, :-)
she dont want to go back!
and she will KILL,so she doesnt have to Go!!
ground_light wav.
their`s allways too much ground light!
Has there been a WAR or something to cause that!!!
time will tell!
The flash clones died when they were 11 years of age or close to that didnt they?!!!!!
This story game/story is about to "kick Off" guys. :-)
if this story isnt a MOVIE im going to be very Suprised!

1:01 PM  
Blogger frag em said...

would_that_help wav.
OMG durga is freaking me out,Kill ppl Now!
durga has gone NUTz man, :-)
she dont want to go back!
and she will KILL,so she doesnt have to Go!!
ground_light wav.
their`s allways too much ground light!
Has there been a WAR or something to cause that!!!
time will tell!
The flash clones died when they were 11 years of age or close to that didnt they?!!!!!
This story game/story is about to "kick Off" guys. :-)
if this story isnt a MOVIE im going to be very Suprised!

1:07 PM  
Blogger LosNose said...


you cease to amaze me with your determination to do things such as look up the actual ages and prove even bungie wrong. Things I am far to lazy to do.
Thank you.

1:19 PM  
Blogger DreamOfTheRood said...

Kiss_them is up.

One of the girls (I really can't tell the difference between Sophia and Jan) is playing pool, and she is explaining the various effects of manipulating the unlucky 'they.' I believe she's using the pool balls as some analogy for boys, because she certainly seems to be winning.

1:29 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

Well, I don't know if this has been said because I didn't feel like reading posts today, but I think Jan is Kamal's sister...she could have been taken for the Spartan program and then her flash clone died like Kamal said. Which would mean James isn't her real dad. This is getting very interesting. Anyways, I'm going to get the 10:57 axon for thin_kinkle tomorrow.

Keep up the good work!

1:29 PM  
Blogger diezel0ne said...

has anyone done anything with the 404 page since the new questions have come on there w/the new story

1:34 PM  
Blogger hurdleguy said...

Surgeon General and then S_Typhi

3:00 PM  
Blogger hurdleguy said...

Not your Fault.wav

Okay - I'm certainly convinced now that Jan was flash cloned. Medical Cascade Failure? Everything falls apart?
Sounds like the sad demise to a flash clone to me.

3:10 PM  
Blogger unknown.acolyte said...

Hey everyone,

I'm looking to take care of some Axons in the Denver/Boulder/Longmont area tomorrow. Is the Apocalypso question the only one I have to worry about?

I'm just getting up to speed on what's going on here and if there are any other questions it's a waste of time for me.


3:35 PM  
Blogger ccs27 said...

It looks like there may be a new puzzle found in the pictures. The words found from the Gretel puzzle don't match up with the ones that I just found today. I've found 5 so far, anyone up for helping out with the rest of them?

Farnsworth: of
Margaret: Us
Chloe: to
danapicnic: as
danadress: I

3:57 PM  
Blogger Crash406 said...


see a pattern forming here???

4:06 PM  
Blogger frag em said...

To much work has gone into the story and the sound for it to be only > a wav file story!!,i`m putting my money on a CG/anime Movie. :-)
it would be Wicked to watch a MOVIE a few days before HALO 2 comes out.a movie that fits in with the HALO 2 story in some way,i better get the popcorn in ready :-)
some ppl say the "unprofessional voice talent".OK
only because YOU carn`t see whats going on!!!
any of you guys go and watch/listen to Any Film that you have never seen before,take the picture off the screen,just leave the sound on!!!its the same thing!
"unprofessional voice talent". :-)
your_fault wav.
Doe`s Kamal say his sisters name was yazmin,
YAzmin never lost to anything!!!he says.
i`m Crying,poor Kamal :-(
The flash clones,i`m sure the died when they were about 11 Years of age i think,it tells you in the book,
The fall of reach!! :-)
The rain and THuNdEr sounds CooL.

4:28 PM  
Blogger Kwyjibo said...

Two things:

www.ilovebees.com/gretel.html. It was posted earlier, and it's the Princess talking to the flea again. They make references to the Jersey - Durga .wav called "creepy." Listen to it again. This must mean that they know about these people... somehow....

Also, something_i_carry.wav comes after your_fault.wav . I really hope the same person that put up the last few stories in order does it again. That saves a lot of time.

I'ma try to get the four axons in Vegas. Keep goin!

4:41 PM  
Blogger ROYALJELLY said...

Hello again:

Okay this is getting crazy trying to get these axons hot. I've been trying to figure out this last axon in Phoenix Arizona since this all began. It would never ring. I verified the GPS coords and that the phones address according to www.payphone-directory.org was correct. I called them to make sure they received incoming calls and they do and yet they never ring. Well I just got a bright idea and discovered why. The phone numbers listed on www.payphone-dierctory.org are no longer the numbers listed on the actual payphones at that GPS site. I called the numbers listed for those phones that ILB would be calling and found that one is out of service and the other belongs to a buisness now. I called the business and they said YES they had been reciveing a weird recorded message at the same time everyday. I'm going there tomorrow and see if we can get it. If not tomorrow then Monday.

By the way the real numbers for those payphones (in case Melissa is reading this) are: 602-956-0973 and 602-956-0697.

So if your phones don't ring check the number on the payphone with the one on www.payphone-directory.org and see if they match.

4:42 PM  
Blogger downtreader said...

i activated one of the axons for ground_light this morning, and apparently the phones have been ringing for weeks. if only more people knew about this, some of the axons could be done in advance. does anyone know if the phones stop ringing after the axon is hot? i told them it would... it was in an olive garden.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Ermac said...

There is still no grounds to support that Jan is in any way related to Kamal other than the possible age span. We don't know that Kamal is 21!

I don't think these .wav files are for nothing, even though I don't think they are necessarily in game stuff related to Halo 2. @ frag_em I wouldn't rule out a CG anime movie. Maybe not probable, but not impossible either.

5:56 PM  
Blogger downtreader said...

has it been posted that the sleeping princess may be durga? i'm starting to think she is. especially from the gretel.html dialogue.

jersey says that the name "durga" is at least partly true. after doing a search i cen't really figure that out. it seems durga is a hindu godess who slayed deamons that the male gods couldn't until they combined their energies to create her. (very paraphrased, so feel free to correct me)

not quite sure how all this fits.

6:03 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

have you guys listened to the wav fgiles on i love beer? man thats some funny crap lol

6:14 PM  
Blogger Turboturtle08 said...

Ughgh, this is unfair, i am so interested, but i have to sit out on the sidelines because there are no axons in canada, canada always gets screwed outta everything, seriously. There is nothing i can do, and i wanna be involved, well, i guess u know what this means, ROAD TRIP

6:40 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

hey guys you should check bungis web cams the third one changed form halo 2 sorce code to some diffrent weird post it and now its been completly moved

6:57 PM  
Blogger DreamOfTheRood said...

CHUD.com ran an article about ILB today. Granted, it was a piece where the author stated that he had grown rather tired of the game, but, frankly, any help you all can get is good.
Oh, one more thing. In "Something I Carry," there's a particular sound after the male guy (Jersey) says, "I don't know. It just seemed like a good thing." I think it's a toot.

7:02 PM  
Blogger unknown.acolyte said...

How are the text messages found in images? Are we talking hex editors, color filtering or what?

7:09 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

dream thats sound is kamals voice beginning to crack because the topic is makeing him emotional

7:31 PM  
Blogger J.P. said...

Does anyone recognize the band playing in the background of girls_with_guns wav. It sounds pretty good and I would like to know who they are. P.S. this all wont be in vain 11-9-04

7:48 PM  
Blogger 0sirys said...

i would like to propose or even support a theory I saw earlier with evidence based on the gretel puzzle.

If we are assuming that kamal is Jan's brother or at least Kamal's sister was replaced by a flash clone. I would say that the Sleepy Princess is Jan/Kamal's sister . In one of the wav's kamal says she was smart and was always good at languages and in the grtel conversation with the flea the Princess says "I've always been good with languages.". If she is human it would also explain why she can hide from a program fairly easily and why she would not know the Flea's machine language fluently to begin with.

Just a theory...I'm tired, there is probably a hole in it somewhere. Just thought I would get you guys thinking.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Omega said...

Just a thought guys, if you have read any of my posts you know that i'm good for them. But what if the sleeping princess was Kamal's sister. Somehow they use her to create an AI whose name the change to Melissa so that she won't remeber who she is. The lock away her personality in a "glass box"(?). This would be where all her memories were. They then alter her some way into an AI. That may be why the sleeping princess can't remeber her name and Melissa/Durga is so interested in Kamal. Rember she talks about building a sand castle with a boy (maybe wrong, can't remeber if she said boy was younger), her favorite game was hide and seek (a game that is often played by kids), and they may have kidnapped children for other things beside the spartan project. Let me know what you think.

If you stand back and watch the problem, you become part of the problem!

8:43 PM  
Blogger Omega said...

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8:44 PM  
Blogger LosNose said...


I have been pondering what seemed like a somewhat far-fetched theory for some time but as new developements in the Jersey/Durga story and ilovebees.com/gretel.html, my theory does not seem so far-fetched anymore.

I think that we are hearing all of these audio clips through Durga persay. It is even possible that Durga is actaully Mellissa or the "Operator". I also think that Mellisa/"the operator" is the Queen. We know that the sleeping princess is spying on the Queen and we know she is spying on Durga. I think she is there to give us hints on the whole mystery. I am pretty sure she is following everything from the same perspective as us.


1) Everything we know about Kamal and Jan, so do jersey and Durga. I think when we hear audio clips from Kamal and Jan we are actually hearing Jersey and Durga spy on them.

2) We know that Durga spies on Kamal and Jan through "The Chatternet", therefore if i'm right, all of these audio clips are recorded "Chatter" files on Durga's hard drive (or whatever she uses to store memory). If that is trough than Mellisa must either be Durga, or she is somhow spying or hacking into Durga.

3) On gretel.html, the sleeping princess says that in the creepy.wav file jersey says "what is someone was listening to US right now" and she was, meaning she listens to the same files as us.

4) If Durga is in fact Mellisa, then that would explain her Naval backround. We know Mellisa is an A.I. form a crashed ship. Durga mysteriousely popped out of no-where. It doesn't make much sense unless durga was desperate like you would be if your ship crashed.

5) Durga is interested in bees. Mellisa is infesting a bees website. Is it possible that they are 2 separate A.I.s connected somehow? or, are they one A.I. connected to 2 different computers.

I am sure there are other points that I am leaving out but, Here in Toronto it is 12:05 am and i have to wake up at 7:00 am for school. So if I remember anything that relates to this post i will post them tommorow. I would love to hear everybodies thoughts on this theory.

And Ermac, whether this is related to the acutal Halo 2 game, it is definately somehow related to the story. Maybe you meet some of the characters in the game such as Jan or Kamal.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Kwyjibo said...

By the way, has anyone happened to figure out exactly what's being said on the two new .wavs on the recipe3 page? Key_lime and candidate... If someone could post either the actual dialogue or a link to where one can listen to them forwards, that would be great. Who knows what wonderful information they may contain!

9:59 PM  
Blogger Fearing said...

First, I've figured out most of the stuff in this place (the stuff that's figureoutable anyway) But how the heck did we find the gretel.html page? I still don't know how we found the yellowbrickroad.htm and lookingglass.html page either! Can someone humor my ignorance and let me know on this one so I can look to see if more of these pages come up too?

Second , not really a question, but from the gretel.html page, one thing we are missing (at least from the posts so far) is sp's comment on more roads in the pantry! Last time she mentioned the kitchen and we found recipe3! WHERE'S THE PANTRY!?!?!?! Anyone!?!

10:13 PM  
Blogger UnfathomableJ said...


1. Jan is DEFINITELY Kamal's younger sister. The men outside her house were probably Feds who in all probablitity took out to a hospital, brainwashed her into thinking she was disabled, and then sent her to the hospital from there.

2. The Apocalypse PROBABLY is the origination of Durga (aka Melissa). Jersey Morelli's father was also probably the only survivor of the destruction of the ship--could have probably escaped with the jetissoned A.I. much like Master Chief. Durga escaped the planet possibly by creating "roads." These roads, possibly in the form of some kind of a transmission, could have been interpreted as information on a computer. My theory is that Mr. Morelli, who knew the "address" of his son's prescence on the chatternet, had Melissa sent to Jersey's computer with a little script that allowed Melissa to override the current system AI. The only paradox is that the Covenant, who have notoriously bad encryption for their transmissions, could have interdicted the transmission somehow, and even if they couldn't, why did The Apocalypse jettison Melissa at all?

3. Melissa, either on board The Apocalypse or en-route to Jersey's computer, was corrupted or perhaps modified somehow. She could have gained a sentient attitude--I don't see why the military, utilitarian to the extreme, would need a sentient AI. The reasons we can assume she is built/modified for AI:
a. She attempts to find her purpose in life and how she came into existance.
b. She not only is reliant on instinct (SURVIVE, EVADE, RESIST, ESCAPE) but on persuasive subterfuge as well (She tries to conceal the fact that she was checking out Jersey's e-mail. If she didn't have the depth of a sentient, why would she even bother to conceal that she had? Empathy is certainly a trait of an awakened species.)
c. Then again, she is ruthless about death and killing. Perhaps she was programmed for only a certain breadth of sentience.

4. Jan COULD have memories of her past life. She certainly seems aloof about her caretaker and various naval contacts.

5. Jersey and Kamal/Jan are somehow connected besides him snooping on everyone's conversations. Already we see the connection between Kamal and Jan--perhaps next batch will reveal the connection...

6. The Recipe3.htm axons are strictly those of Melissa's life on The Apocalypse. This is probably her attempts at looking at herself in "the mirror" and seeing her prior life. Evidence of this is Key_Lime which is backwards.

7. From Canidate, I believe the Melissa A.I. and personality was based off of a girl named Melissa (from a "hick town".) Her precociousness and analytical skills were of supreme importance.

and finally,

8. I propose the elaborate plan of what actually happened to make Melissa awake and able to make axons go hot:
a. Melissa attempted to access the memory inside a mass complex of "neuron" memories, strictly audio feed to fit the lo-fidelity of our primitive culture. She recieved a message revealing the corrupted nature of them.
b. The corrupted neurons were extrapolated on a list totalling 777 sectors of neurons corrupted. From there Melissa catergorized the corruption and sorted the list from lowest amount of corruption to highest amount.
c. She assigned various webpages to act as the proxy of the sorted list: Goodies for the general memories, and the recipe for the honey-glazed chicken for her "reflected" memories.
d. Via the net, she "phreaked" various phones around the United States (her presumed origin of conception as well as her current domicile) to work as her axons. We are her extremities--when we answer the phones and correctly answer the code words, perhaps that gives her the okay to utilize nearby networks for the purpose of dividing up the work of defragmenting her corrupted memories via shared workload (think Peer-to-Peer networking.)
e. Once an audio file is completed, it is archive on the webserver and she selects a different corrupted file.

From this rationale, I believe that when we are able to purify her memory as a whole, perhaps she will be able to see her actual purpose and fulfill it. Perhaps Durga will become Devi

11:58 PM  
Blogger frag em said...

ilovebees/HALO 2 > Real time games yes/no

This ilovebees is a real time game/story isn`t it?.
its only a few weeks/months till NOV 9th,lets say > MC is in Cryo on His way back to EARTH!,on the ship Gettysburg Ok,The wav files could be just before the covenant ATTACK Earth,it could of started with a covenant ship fighting with the Apocalypso out of the SLIPSTREAM and making it crash or something,and through the AI`s crash story > loss of Memory,were listning to what the other characters/story/movie are up to before the Covenant ATTACK Earth full on!!,Then NOV 9th MC gets back to Earth to see they are to late the Covenant Scum are already HERE > MC picks up his assault rifle and walks through the doors into the airlock he looks at Earth Getting ATTACKED,MC then pulls the handle for airlock doors to open *Hisssssss* > MC free falls out of the Gettysburg into our XboX`s,then We take over the FIGHT for OUR Planet!! :-)
you never know guys!
WE might find a CG/anime Movie in our HALO 2 case on NOV 9th,or NOV 11th for me :-(

2:07 AM  
Blogger escape_renewal said...

whats on my mind:

Gretel.html (how did you guys find it?what were the clues?)

The story about the little girl and the red balloons.

The Pantry.

anyone else in the same mind as me?


6:44 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

To Fearing:

For answers to your question on how Gretel.html and yellowbrick.html were found go here...All your questions will be answered:


6:56 AM  
Blogger Ermac said...

One Question. @UnfathomableJ... Have you even read the books?!?!? If you have you wouldn't say Jan is DEFINTITELY Kamal's sister.....

Some of you are really blurring the lines of reality between the ILB marketing scheme/game and the stuff related to Halo. There is some stuff that just isn't necessarily part of Halo 2, and is purely metaphorical.

8:55 AM  
Blogger Ermac said...

@ LosNose, Yes I do agree its related to the Halo universe... no doubt in my mind. They've yet to reveal to us how though.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Ryan said...

@ermac how do you figure that Jan is not Kamal's sister. I have read all the books and it seems to me that Kamal's sister was Flash Cloned. You get Jan and his "new" little sister who died.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Spenser said...

Hey, has everyone seen the new AXONs on recipe3? (http://ilovebees.com/recipe3.html) We got 6 more this morning. None in Washington, damn. Closest is Berkeley, CA...

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone even [b]trying[/b] to answer phones today?
I wish I could help...

9:35 AM  
Blogger 347GuiltySpark said...

Hey you guys, long time reader, first time poster lol. Just thought I would add my thoughts.

First of all, there should be no discussion whatsoever about Jan and Kemal. We KNOW they are siblings. How hard is that to see. Sure they haven't spelled it out yet. But do we really need that?

Second, I believe that Jan is/will be Dr. Halsey's new expirement. We know that she was taken from Kemal's house at a young age. Obviously it was Halsey's group that took her. At the end of First Strike, Halsey leaves to go start a new project. This could be it. Think about it. Jan is super powerful even without MJOLNIR. She can jump from three story buildings for god's sake.

I think it is safe to say that she will be in Halo 2. Maybe her and some others will work along side us in the game. For now we will call them Janissaries. Becuase I do not think that they should be considered Spartans.

Just thought I would add something.

Oh, BTW, if you want some really cool/funny Halo 2/ILB apparel or items then visit this CafePress store I found. The stuff is really cool.


9:44 AM  
Blogger Ermac said...

Yes, there should be no Kamal / Jan conversation because its all speculation!!! We don't know that this story is even before or after Halo. This could be pre Halo. Jan is not a Spartan-II, she might be part of Halsey's new project, or Mendez's new project, or even Ackerson's project for crying out loud.

Or this is pre-Halo and Kamal is the brother of the original Spartan-II girl because it is identical to the way Halsey took the first set. Halsey 'betrayed' the UNSC when she left with Kelly and no longer has funding for new project to take new people from.

There is no way of knowing YET if this is before Halo, or after Halo, 'Nuff Said.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This could be pre Halo. Jan is not a Spartan-II, she might be part of Halsey's new project, or Mendez's new project, or even Ackerson's project for crying out loud.Personally I think it's part of the Alan Parson Project... lol.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Grifter_7 said...

"You want the Queen spied on, and you’ve been holding her attention like anything, so really, it’s time for me to do my part. Instead of doing another question this week, tell me what day and times you are most likely to be talking to her, and I will sneak up to her tower and listen to what she and the Flea are up to. But I really truly don’t want to get caught, so if you tell me a time to go, please make sure you have her attention then!"

What the SP is saying is that we have to e-mail her the Time and Date that we will be at a cold Axon. Once there we MUST activate the axon or the SP will be caught by the Queen/Operator/Melissa, since we would not have kept the Queen busy while the SP was spying on her.

11:41 AM  
Blogger hurdleguy said...

Okay well if you check the recipe3 page you'll find 5 NEW axon locations and wav files. Harmony is hot, and it contains the first mention of anything directly related to Halo on this site, check the transcript:


Some accident involving a bus. The unluckiest thing in the world.

You don't think....even if there was something important on the Apocalypso, something crucial to the war effort..

Like a new piece of COVENANT TECHNOLOGY capable of crippling an entire solar systems CNC channels?

Although if you're right about Troy...

Then harmony, harmony is the instructive one.

Oh...what are you gonna do?

Under the circumstances...I think I'll have another drink.


He says COVENANT, loud and clear.

See you later all the naysayers who think this site isn't Halo 2 related.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Tugsy said...

.... im getting worried that were not going to get anything really substancially good from completing this. Remember when everyone expected a Single Player Demo Release in August(24th) .... ughhhh.
This whole thing seems to tie in more with the whole storyline rather tha Halo2 itself, our reward is to merely, piece by piece, learn more about the whole Halo universe and storylines which lead up to the games itself. I think this may possibly even be a preview of dialogue from an upcoming book.

Lets be honest the whole craze of Ilovebees has died down. I think this is mainly due to people being putoff by the amount of axons being added, our reward for completing them, more axons to complete of course. However, Im not saying people whould give up, im from England and I know if something like this was occuring here I would be making the effort to continue the game.

I just hope we all get something substancial for putting all this effort (hours) in to figure this all out. Particualry the people who are out there answering the phones.

1:32 PM  
Blogger BR2Z said...

In chapter two of Perdita's story the SP says red ballons were tied around comm. kiosks (phone booths?). Considering that there have been multiple bee sightings at axons (coincidence, i think not), I wouldn't be surprised if people we to spot red ballons at their axon locations. Follow them, who knows where they might lead?

1:42 PM  
Blogger escape_renewal said...

jan, the princess, kamals sister, durga, melissa.

they are all linked too obviously.

the story seems to be coming together now.


3:13 PM  
Blogger DreamOfTheRood said...

Domestic_Skills is up.

3:17 PM  
Blogger BlueWolf02 said...

hey guys I've been watching this thing develop for monthes and I was here for the first axons but now I'm just out ofi t any help?

Can you give gime me a generalization maybe a paragraph or two?

3:53 PM  
Blogger James said...

Allright everybody,
If you take a look at the new 404 page SP mentioned something about her coffin, which until now I never made the connection. MasterChief was "sleeping" in a "glass coffin" at the begining of HALO CE. THE CRYOCHAMBER. If we all agree that Kamals sister (I dont know for sure if its Jan) is in fact a SPARTAN then she was asleep in the cargo holds of the Apocolypso on her way to Earth. When the ship crashed she woke up and tryed to repair the AI onboard the ship. The AI was severly damaged or infected with a Covenant virus (the flea) and when Kamals sister put the AI in her head like Chief something could have happened to her. Her memory was wiped is my guess. Or try this on, to repair the AI she transfer some of herself into it, causing this AI to be intrested in Kamal. Maybe the AI (the queen) thinks shes the real Kamals sister. And thas why she trys to get rid of the SP. Now if I could just figure out how Jan fits into all this.

3:57 PM  
Blogger BlueWolf02 said...

Volud somekne tell me how do I listen t missed messages and tell me thier order and how they connect to Jersey and Durga?

8:39 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Bah! Sarah the Slut is Back!
just kidding, guys. Its a different Sarah (or is it?) The other is hanging her head in shame, since her hoax didn't even hold up long enough to get it mentioned on stupid sites like ARGN, which is totally overhyping this. People just stop answering the phones. You'll screw microsoft over, since the ungrateful pigs are obviously doing nothing to make the game, god forbid, exciting!
And help dana? Dana is in f-ing China man. She ran away, and she's a bigger slut than the imaginary Sarah!
She isn't helping us, why are we helping her?
Yes, Im aware Im flaming here and this will be deleted by an ungrateful microsoft.
But I hope that some of you realize that through all my anger, i swear there's truth here. The game sucks
(which, of course, entitles me to rant all I want, because Im a blogger. Wah! Cry about it!)
Screw you, Dana!

8:43 PM  
Blogger frag em said...

i dont mean this in a bad way guys OK. :-)
Some of you need to STOP thinking of the HALO universe that We know and luv!,Their`s No WAY you have to know "everything" about that HALO universe > to work out whats going On @ > HALO universe on iloveebees site.
AI story-line.
they never talk about any WARs going on!!!
is it About to Start!!!
The Troy story-line = HALO in some way!!!.
the candidate ?
talk of Wars going on against the Covenant Scum.
Lc Janet adams died on the Apocalypso.
harmony is the instructive one!!!
read DANA`s update for story so far > top right < of page,she didnt put it there for NOTHING guys!!!!

artifact wav.
OMG OMG OMG > they found some new Covenant artifact.

9:17 PM  
Blogger Kwyjibo said...

Holy friggin crap. HOLY FRIGGIN MOSES! I am almost positive that the "artifact" found by the Apocalypso is 343 Guilty Spark, that little floating pretentious bastard. They siad it was the size of a tire, and something they had never seen before. He crashed the ship, he screwed everything up, and he's more like a beach-ball in size to me!

Now, if only someone would post the dialogue from Key_lime and Candidate. That would be most helpful. Or at least sum up what was said... backwards. Forwards.

11:25 PM  
Blogger vicious said...

thats a good theory james but i beleave i read some where that only the MC has a helmat capable of storeing \a AI in it could e wrong tho but i do kinda agree with that "artifact" being 343 guilty spark it would make alot of sense and i wouldnt doubt if 343 guilty spark was the flea because hes very talented in hacking into systems as you can clearly see in the end of the first halo game yea it would make ALOT of sense

2:33 AM  
Blogger Danny Bacchus said...

Hey, sorry this isnt anything to do with theories but someone asked earlier what song was playing in the background of kiss_them.wav, i think its pantera and the songs called 'unbroken'. I havn't listened to any of the new axons yet, gunna wait till they have all become complete. This is very confusing. Im a big fan of the first Halo game, been trying my hardest to earn all the badges before the Halo 2 release. Are these wav files explaining stuff that happens in the Halo books or is it something completely new?

4:59 AM  
Blogger escape_renewal said...

Yeah thanks guys.

I was just gonna say...

We all forgot about the very end of halo that that scummy little bastard Guilty Spark was still alive. he could easily be mistaken as a 'covenant artifact'.

good thinking chappios.

so what i was thinking(even though you 'smart guys' will tell me otherwise) is that this could be set in between halo and halo 2 and not a pre or sequel. who says this story happens right away anyway? after the end of halo... could be months later this takes place.

but i havnt been able to get my hands on the third book yet.

so can anyone tell me if theres space enough at the end of the book for a few months of nothing(or something)?

maybe thats how they(the covies) bring in the brutes and the new airforce. they had to go back and reinforce?it would also explain how we had time enough to send a ship into covenant space etc.



5:48 AM  
Blogger Ermac said...

As far as we know Master Chief, was the only Spartan-II to have his MJOLNIR armor to be set up for an AI interface.
We don't know if this is Prequel or Sequel material, yet at least we are finally getting mention of the Covenant. About the books. The third book picks up immediately after Halo, and describes a couple of battles before we are left w/ MC heading towards Earth to defend it. So none of these .wavs relate to book stuff, yet.
Not bad on the GS 343 theory, didn't really think of him as a tire, but it is quite possible.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Camper Jim said...

how come Key_lime or Candidate are not listed on max Damage audio files? are they no longer updating the site?

8:57 AM  
Blogger John Spartan 117 said...

I don't think they would have month, I guess it depends on how long the Covenant take to rebuild. MC and his crew take out a huge chunk of the Covi Earth invasion fleet, but from what we know about the engineers, they could probably have everything fixed and ready to go in less than a month. Or not, I don't know.

9:06 AM  

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